Puns about Food (Misc. Food Puns) - page 3

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21. Even covered in salad dressing my lettuce looked bare, so I put some cloves on it.
  3.0 stars
Simon Hodsden - Australia
22. The food they serve to guards can last for sentries.
  3.0 stars
23. Eating breakfast in front of the TV at the same time every day turns the meal into a serial.
  3.0 stars
stevesw - USA
24. Where do witches bake their cookies? In a coven.
  3.0 stars
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25. Two loaves of bread wanted to get married, so they eloafed.
  3.0 stars
26. His beard is so thick, when he eats food he mustache some of it away for later.
  2.9 stars
EdC - Westport
27. The deer grabbed the gun and gave the hunter a taste of his own venison.
  2.8 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
28. 'I agree with you wholeheartedly,' said the artichoke grower.
  2.8 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
29. Gravy is baste on turkey drippings.
  2.8 stars
EdC - Westport
30. Why did the piece of cheese go to the gym? To get shredded!
  2.7 stars
LGL - North Carolina

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