Puns about Food (Misc. Food Puns) - page 3

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21. Two loaves of bread wanted to get married, so they eloafed.
  3.0 stars
22. Where do witches bake their cookies? In a coven.
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23. In the 17th century people first began eating ice cream. It was also the century where people first heard the music of Handel and Bach. It was truly a suite time.
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Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
24. The butcher asked if I wanted my meat measured in pounds or kilograms. I said either weigh would do.
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RB - Norfolk
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25. Brutus was at a buffet. When he took a roll, Julius Caesar said, 'Eat two, Brute.'
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Otis Campbell - South Dakota
26. His beard is so thick, when he eats food he mustache some of it away for later.
  2.9 stars
EdC - Westport
27. The deer grabbed the gun and gave the hunter a taste of his own venison.
  2.8 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
28. Gravy is baste on turkey drippings.
  2.8 stars
EdC - Westport
29. Why did the piece of cheese go to the gym? To get shredded!
  2.7 stars
LGL - North Carolina
30. A man was ambidextrous, he could eat sugar with both hands.
  2.7 stars

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