Puns about Food (Misc. Food Puns) - page 4

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31. 'I agree with you wholeheartedly,' said the artichoke grower.
  2.8 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
32. People who eat their apples stem and seed and all improve their core values.
  2.8 stars
33. A man was ambidextrous, he could eat sugar with both hands.
  2.7 stars
34. Why did the piece of cheese go to the gym? To get shredded!
  2.7 stars
LGL - North Carolina
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35. Can a Free-Range chicken be cooked on a stove you bought?
  2.7 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
36. I met a man who loves eating couches. I think he has a suite tooth.
  2.6 stars
Adam - Belfast, UK
37. The Vatican's supplier of duck eggs is elected by sacred balut.
  2.6 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
38. The produce grocer keeps his eyes peeled for potatoes and slips through bunches of bananas every week at the farmers market.
  2.6 stars
39. No yelling on weekdays if you eat my dessert, but I scream Sunday.
  2.5 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
40. Exchanging salt-water recipes is a case of the brined leading the brined.
  2.5 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR

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