Puns about Food (Misc. Food Puns) - page 5

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41. The meat market had a special on pork prices, the sign said ham me downs.
  2.5 stars
42. Two carnivores eat steak when they meat.
  2.4 stars
reif - hawaii
43. The terrorist's oven was a weapon of mass convection.
  2.4 stars
Mikeius - California
44. I ate a curry that was so spicy it put me in a korma.
  2.3 stars
Bostan - Leeds
45. My vacuum flask is hopeless and it's a top of the range model - that's the only place it will keep anything warm.
  1.9 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
46. If zombies have to eat brains, does that make them obligate cognivores?
  1.9 stars
Michael Bauers - United States
47. The Greek god Pan loved cooking utensils.
  1.8 stars
PunGirl - Canada
48. After Thanksgiving dinner, I was as stuffed as a turkey!
  1.8 stars
49. Eating like a pig is a porcine of etiquette.
  1.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
50. I can spread, butter won't.
  1.4 stars

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