Puns about The Body (Head to Toe)

Subcategory: Head to Toe
1. I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
  4.0 stars
reif - hawaii
2. The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus.
  3.8 stars
Sans -
3. I planned to find my watch today, but I didn't have the time.
  3.8 stars
4. Having rumpled clothing is a pressing issue, but I am sure that I can iron out a solution.
  3.6 stars
RJS - New Zealand
5. Geometry shapes my life.
  3.5 stars
Vinnyvpuns - Denver Colorado
6. A hair raising experience sounds pretty good to a bald guy.
  3.5 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
7. Learning to walk in high heels will keep you on your toes.
  3.5 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
8. What do you do to an open wardrobe? You closet.
  3.4 stars
9. It was cold in the bedroom so I lay down next to the wood-stove and slept like a log.
  3.4 stars
10. The testimony at the barbershop is mostly hair-say.
  3.4 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska

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