Puns about The Body (Head to Toe) - page 2

Subcategory: Head to Toe
11. What do you do to an open wardrobe? You closet.
  3.3 stars
12. It was cold in the bedroom so I lay down next to the wood-stove and slept like a log.
  3.3 stars
13. Using a prism allows me to see the sun in a different light.
  3.3 stars
HMA - Liverpool
14. I don't know why my eyeglass lenses were steamed up. I was mystified.
  3.3 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
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15. An umbilical cord is a navel vessel.
  3.2 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
16. Impatience can be attributed to loss of wait!
  3.1 stars
SkipVought - Benbrook
17. How do you catch a skeleton? With a rib-cage.
  3.1 stars
18. I keep walking methodically back and forth. I have to learn to pace myself.
  3.1 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
19. My friend started telling me skeleton puns. They were all very rib tickling.
  3.0 stars
20. There's no definitive way to tell if someone is completely colour-blind. There's a lot of grey area.
  3.0 stars

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