Puns about The Body (Head to Toe) - page 2

Subcategory: Head to Toe
11. It was cold in the bedroom so I lay down next to the wood-stove and slept like a log.
  3.3 stars
12. Using a prism allows me to see the sun in a different light.
  3.3 stars
HMA - Liverpool
13. I don't know why my eyeglass lenses were steamed up. I was mystified.
  3.2 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
14. An umbilical cord is a navel vessel.
  3.2 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
15. I keep walking methodically back and forth. I have to learn to pace myself.
  3.1 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
16. How do you catch a skeleton? With a rib-cage.
  3.0 stars
17. My friend started telling me skeleton puns. They were all very rib tickling.
  3.0 stars
18. There's no definitive way to tell if someone is completely colour-blind. There's a lot of grey area.
  3.0 stars
19. Is a group of fingerprints considered to be a whorl pool?
  3.0 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
20. I'm friends with my fist, although he can be quite a knuckle head.
  3.0 stars

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