Puns about The Body (Head to Toe) - page 4

Subcategory: Head to Toe
31. A red blood count is a communist vampire.
  2.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
32. Last night I dreamt of a babbling brook. I had a stream of unconsciousness.
  2.6 stars
Tina - Hereford, AZ
33. Slimmers are all losers.
  2.6 stars
Joe King - Belfast
34. I had a broken bone once, it just cracked me up.
  2.6 stars
35. He was so skinny, his shoulder-blade kept cutting his shirts.
  2.5 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
36. I have a bad, bad pain in my toe, no gout about it.
  2.5 stars
Thull - Az
37. Don't you just hate it when folks that get hit in the head, jump to concussions?
  2.5 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
38. What do you do when you desperately need cheap clothes? Good Will Hunting.
  2.4 stars
39. When my granddaughter lost her baby molar she was demolarised and brushed the tooth fairy claim.
  2.3 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
40. This small hoodie fits pretty great, it's just hard to pull off.
  2.3 stars
Alex L - Vietnam

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