Puns about Technology (Hardware)

Subcategory: Hardware · Networks and Internet · Programmers · Misc. Computer Puns
1. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
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2. I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
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3. The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.
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4. Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.
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5. Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
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6. If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.
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7. What do you call a melancholy robot? A sighborg.
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8. I shouldn't have plugged my iPhone into the PC at the kitchen. It's now in the sync.
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9. Yesterday I was on the computer, I couldn't find the Esc and I lost Ctrl.
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10. My phone has to wear glasses ever since it lost its contacts.
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