Puns about Technology (Hardware)

Subcategory: Hardware · Networks and Internet · Programmers · Misc. Computer Puns
1. I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
  4.0 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
2. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
  4.0 stars
3. The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.
  3.9 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
4. Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.
  3.9 stars
5. Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
  3.8 stars
6. If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.
  3.8 stars
7. Yesterday I was on the computer, I couldn't find the Esc and I lost Ctrl.
  3.8 stars
8. My phone has to wear glasses ever since it lost its contacts.
  3.8 stars
9. I shouldn't have plugged my iPhone into the PC at the kitchen. It's now in the sync.
  3.8 stars
10. People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't idiots. That would be stereotyping.
  3.7 stars
Caleb - Australia

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