Puns about Health (Doctors)

1. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
  4.2 stars
2. I'm really good at being lazy. In fact, my doctor even said that if I continue being this lazy I should expect atrophy.
  3.9 stars
3. Why did the doctor accept a new patient? He figured he might as well give him a shot.
  3.9 stars
4. The conversation between the brain surgeon and the anaesthesiologist was mind numbing.
  3.8 stars
Faiz - France
5. They tried to save him with an I.V. but it was all in vein.
  3.7 stars
6. In medical school he worried about passing as a surgeon, but he made the cut.
  3.5 stars
7. When the doctor asked the editor how he was doing, he said he had a problem with his circulation.
  3.5 stars
Bill G - Central NJ
8. Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches.
  3.5 stars
9. A doctor drank while putting on patients' casts. He was soon plastered.
  3.5 stars
10. The rise of the orthopedic doctor depends on the fall of the patients!
  3.4 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney

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