Puns about Health (Doctors) - page 2

11. A surgeon's comments are incisive remarks.
  3.3 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
12. It was really crowded at the diet doctor's office but then it thinned out.
  3.3 stars
AnthonyD - Philadelphia PA
13. I wanted to be a urologist, but I wasn't good enough. Oh well, I guess urethra got it or you don't.
  3.3 stars
arichw - Leeds, UK
14. After 5 years with the same chiropractor, I moved and had to change doctors. It was quite an adjustment.
  3.3 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
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15. I went to my doctor and told the receptionist that I felt like a deck of cards. She said, 'Have a seat, and the doctor will deal with you when he can.'
  3.3 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
16. If your doctor is a quack, you have every right to duck him on the bill.
  3.2 stars
Paul - Ohio
17. The doctor couldn't transfer the organs because he didn't have the guts to do it.
  3.2 stars
18. The doctor blood-tested secretarial candidates before hiring to eliminate type-O's.
  3.2 stars
19. Did you hear about the doctor who was going from full time to part time? He was either losing his patients or getting a bit out of practice.
  3.1 stars
Christopher Braun - Winnipeg, Canada
20. What part of the United States produces the largest number of cardiologists? The heartland.
  3.1 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma

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