Puns about Health (Doctors) - page 4

31. What do you call a doctor who treats retired soldiers? A veteran-arian.
  3.0 stars
32. Do podiatrists ever use toe trucks? I know one that charges by the foot.
  3.0 stars
33. The patient asked the doctor, "Will the jab hurt?" He replied, "Needless to say, no."
  3.0 stars
Max - Geneva, Switzerland
34. As a surgeon he was famous for his short cuts.
  3.0 stars
35. An offer of a free lunch was not enough to entice Freud to make a presentation at a Behaviourist Convention. He explained, 'There was nothing on the menu that was oedipal.'
  2.9 stars
Peter - Vancouver, Canada
36. His surgeon wanted to give him a free lobotomy saying, "think nothing of it".
  2.9 stars
37. Doctors take pains to prescribe relief.
  2.9 stars
38. Dr. Heimlich manoeuvred through the traffic choke-point near San Juan Capistrano and waited expectantly for a swallow.
  2.8 stars
JA - Houston
39. I tried to tell the doctor the long story about how I hurt my thumb. It was all disjointed.
  2.7 stars
Dewey G - MPLS
40. The doctor said it was an infected organ that was causing my bach-ache.
  2.7 stars

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