Puns about Health (Doctors) - page 5

41. It's a cut-throat world working in the otolaryngologist's office.
  2.7 stars
Grant - North Carolina
42. The hand surgeon went to the opthamologist to be examined for carpal tunnel vision.
  2.7 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
43. What is a doctor's favorite type of weapon? A shotgun!
  2.6 stars
44. The otolaryngologist had not heard much about health care reform, he thought the plan smelled fishy, and the debate left a bad taste in his mouth.
  2.6 stars
Dr. Pun - TX
45. A clumsy physician who pretends to care is a hypocritical oaf.
  2.5 stars
Ron - Cedar Rapids, Iowa
46. The doctor graduated bypassing the medical exam.
  2.5 stars
47. Doctors send patients to pool halls to find remarkable cuers.
  2.3 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
48. The eye doctor claimed he was framed by an optical illusion when his patient wore contact lenses during recent exam.
  2.3 stars
49. Podiatrists like legumes and tomatoes!
  2.2 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
50. Under doctor's advice, I am laying off eggs for a while.
  2.0 stars
Bobby Chandran - Playa del Rey, CA. USA

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