Puns about Health (Nurses)
| 1. | A young nurse was nervous about giving vaccinations but gave it her best shot. | |
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| 2. | When a hospital runs out of maternity nurses they have a mid-wife crisis. | |
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| 3. | In medical matters it's nurses who call the shots. | |
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| 4. | A surgery nurse was demoted for being absent without gauze. | |
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| 5. | Whenever the nurses have a bad day they just keep needling people. | |
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| punnierthanheck - Albany, NY
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| 6. | Two nurses had a lot of bad blood between them. | |
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| 7. | Nurses often have to check their patient's impulse without missing a beat. | |
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| 8. | Nurses who give shots do a great job but sometimes get paid a measle-y salary. | |
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| 9. | When the hospital nurse asked me if my bowels had moved, I assured her that they had come with me as I headed to the toilet. | |
| RJS - New Zealand
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