Puns about Health (Psychiatrists)

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1. If you think you are a set of curtains, either see a psychiatrist or pull yourself together.
  3.6 stars
2. My shrink assures me that my obsession with the formalization of puns is just a 'phrase I'm going through'.
  3.5 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
3. You've got more issues than Time magazine.
  3.5 stars
josh - baton rouge
4. Psychiatrists and rectal doctors deal with odds and ends.
  3.4 stars
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5. The middle east does not need any psychiatrists because there are nomad people.
  3.4 stars
Jordan - Suwanee GA
6. A patient came running to my psychiatry office screaming "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!" I told him "Relax, you're two tents".
  3.4 stars
7. The psychiatrist told the genie his emotions were all bottled up.
  3.3 stars
8. If you get a fruit basket from your psychiatrist it will probably be shrink-wrapped.
  3.3 stars
9. A psychiatrist on a hike fell into a depression.
  3.2 stars
10. Psychiatrists like Kentucky Freud Chicken.
  2.9 stars

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