Puns about Health (Medical and Health) - page 2

Subcategory: Dentists · Doctors · Nurses · Psychiatrists · Misc. Practitioners · Medical and Health
11. I used to work at a hospital, but I got sick of it.
  3.7 stars
12. My wife has a cold. This morning she woke up and had her morning coughy.
  3.6 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
13. I don't understand what the point of acupuncture is.
  3.6 stars
Tommy - Corvallis, OR
14. The podiatry book used footnotes while the proctology book used endnotes.
  3.6 stars
15. A friend of mine found out he has the bird flu. He thinks he was a victim of fowl plague.
  3.6 stars
RB - Norfolk, VA
16. The best thing to carry with you when you start feeling tired is a knapsack.
  3.5 stars
Punstigator - Detroit
17. Why was the broom having a bad day? He didn't get enough sweep.
  3.4 stars
McKenna - Big Rapids, MI
18. My wife is feeling better after getting her appendix removed. Unfortunately, she will never be able to reference this chapter of her life.
  3.4 stars
Barry Cherney - Rochester NY
19. I was just diagnosed as having a hernia. My wife and kids are setting up a truss fund.
  3.4 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
20. I didn't have the faintest idea as to why I passed out.
  3.3 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY

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