Puns about Health (Medical and Health) - page 4

Subcategory: Dentists · Doctors · Nurses · Psychiatrists · Misc. Practitioners · Medical and Health
31. CPR is a near-breath experience.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
32. I must have had the chalkboard flu because today I feel remarkable.
  2.9 stars
veevee14 - Oregon City, OR
33. The geologist went to the doctor because he had a loss of apatite.
  2.9 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
34. I have been blogging about my recent surgery and recovery from abdominal surgery. I call my blog 'The Chronicles of Hernia'.
  2.9 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
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35. Ambidextrose: An IV in both arms.
  2.8 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
36. I heard the AAA meetings are pretty charged up!
  2.8 stars
Linda N - London
37. Psychopaths always see amoral in the story.
  2.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
38. I was nervous before hernia surgery. My stomach was in knots.
  2.7 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
39. Vampires use must use mouthwash because they have bat breath.
  2.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
40. Trichinosis offers eaters of raw pork two choices: cease and desist, or cyst and decease.
  2.7 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY

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