Puns about Business (Stores)
1. | The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand. | |
![]() | TwoPynts - Florida
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2. | Eager for some bargains, she was itching to get to the flea market. | |
![]() | Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
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3. | You know prices are rising when you buy a winter jacket and even down is up. | |
![]() | Joe - Granite Falls, NC
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4. | Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out. | |
![]() | riahl - mn
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5. | There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal. | |
![]() | Ron - Eldora, IA
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6. | Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed. | |
![]() | Kap'n Klystron - Suffern, NY
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7. | Economic experts report that while cactus sales have spiked, aquarium sales have tanked. | |
![]() | Faiz - France
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8. | The use of drones to deliver magazines will certainly raise some issues. | |
![]() | Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
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9. | Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents. | |
![]() | Craig - West Chester Pa
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10. | The liquor store advertised, 'We De-Liver.' | |
![]() | Nicole - Chicago, IL
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