Puns about Business (Stores)

1.	The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.
	Share	TwoPynts - Florida
2.	Eager for some bargains, she was itching to get to the flea market.
	Share	Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
3.	You know prices are rising when you buy a winter jacket and even down is up.
	Share	Joe - Granite Falls, NC
4.	Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
	Share	riahl - mn
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5.	There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
	Share	Ron - Eldora, IA
6.	Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
	Share	Kap'n Klystron - Suffern, NY
7.	Economic experts report that while cactus sales have spiked, aquarium sales have tanked.
	Share	Faiz - France
8.	The use of drones to deliver magazines will certainly raise some issues.
	Share	Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
9.	Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents.
	Share	Craig - West Chester Pa
10.	The liquor store advertised, 'We De-Liver.'
	Share	Nicole - Chicago, IL