Puns about Business (Stores)
| 1. | The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand. | |
| TwoPynts - Florida
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| 2. | You know prices are rising when you buy a winter jacket and even down is up. | |
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| Joe - Granite Falls, NC
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| 3. | Eager for some bargains, she was itching to get to the flea market. | |
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| Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
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| 4. | Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out. | |
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| riahl - mn
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| 5. | There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal. | |
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| Ron - Eldora, IA
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| 6. | Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed. | |
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| Kap'n Klystron - Suffern, NY
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| 7. | Is that faux fur or is that fur real? | |
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| Owen McMahon - New Zealand
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| 8. | The use of drones to deliver magazines will certainly raise some issues. | |
| Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
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| 9. | Economic experts report that while cactus sales have spiked, aquarium sales have tanked. | |
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| Faiz - France
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| 10. | Helium balloon business reaches new heights after customers speak highly of it. | |
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| Mairi - Scotland
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