Puns about Business (Stores)

1. The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.
  4.1 stars
TwoPynts - Florida
2. You know prices are rising when you buy a winter jacket and even down is up.
  4.0 stars
Joe - Granite Falls, NC
3. Eager for some bargains, she was itching to get to the flea market.
  4.0 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
4. Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
  3.9 stars
riahl - mn
5. There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
  3.9 stars
Ron - Eldora, IA
6. Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
  3.9 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Suffern, NY
7. The use of drones to deliver magazines will certainly raise some issues.
  3.8 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
8. Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents.
  3.7 stars
Craig - West Chester Pa
9. Economic experts report that while cactus sales have spiked, aquarium sales have tanked.
  3.7 stars
Faiz - France
10. You know what really bugs me? Flea Markets.
  3.7 stars
Mike Beckwith - New Jersey

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