Puns about Business (Stores) - page 3

21. After the carpet store burned down, only remnants remained.
  3.2 stars
JR - SE Michigan
22. The shop that sold ceramic heads was a bust.
  3.1 stars
23. Attention staff! The clothes keep falling off the mannequins in ladies' wear. Would someone please redress the problem?
  3.1 stars
Gerry Busch - Canada
24. The second hand clock shop had to wind up business as time ran out!
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
25. I was looking for watch batteries but I wound up at a clock shop.
  3.0 stars
MikeyC - Fresno, CA
26. I'm not happy with this Origami clothing. It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it.
  3.0 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
27. Tire stores are highway rubbery.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
28. When Plato discovered he was out of food, he decided to go shop at the stoa.
  3.0 stars
Sam - Stamford, CT
29. After carelessly plucking her eyelashes while shopping for a corsage, Rose couldn't see the florist because of the tweeze.
  2.9 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
30. Old calendars are outdated.
  2.9 stars
JA - Houston

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