Puns about Business (Buying and Selling)

Subcategory: Stores · Buying and Selling · Trading and Currency · Banking and Finance
1. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
  4.1 stars
nkabc5 - EL Centro CA
2. When you purchase stuff south of the border, you don't Peso much.
  3.8 stars
thull - Arizona
3. I bought a ton of staples and pushpins all for $3.99, plus tacks.
  3.8 stars
Mylin - NJ
4. I ordered that a vault and speakers be delivered at my home yesterday. They arrived safe and sound.
  3.8 stars
Obscvrvx - Cyprus, Turkey
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5. Shopaholics never die, they just sale away.
  3.7 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
6. The drug dealer added sugar to his marijuana to sweeten the pot.
  3.6 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
7. The price of the big fan blew me away.
  3.6 stars
8. Buying a new toilet was a big expense for me, so I decided to sit on it for a while.
  3.6 stars
RJS - New Zealand
9. An auctioneer often looks forbidding.
  3.5 stars
10. With certain cashiers, things are slow to register.
  3.4 stars

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