Puns about People (Families)

Subcategory: Families · Girls and Guys · Love and Marriage · Military · Politicians · Occupations · Royalty
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
  4.0 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
2. I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.
  4.0 stars
Andy - Corvallis, OR
3. People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
  3.9 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
4. The Balloon family name died off when it ran out of heir.
  3.9 stars
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5. My daughter asked me if I was having fun doing the laundry. I replied, 'Loads.'
  3.9 stars
RB - Norfolk, VA
6. Arranging Goliath's funeral was a giant undertaking.
  3.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
7. When I promise to come up with a maternity pun, I deliver!
  3.7 stars
Ricardo - Illinois
8. I heard Einstein got along well with his parents ... relatively speaking.
  3.6 stars
Samantha - Highland, NY
9. I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift.
  3.6 stars
10. This year I made my Christmas wreath out of Franklin Fir branches. I really like a wreath of Franklin.
  3.4 stars
Dave P - Florida

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