Puns about People (Families) - page 2

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11. This year I made my Christmas wreath out of Franklin Fir branches. I really like a wreath of Franklin.
  3.4 stars
Dave P - Florida
12. What did the mama tire and the papa tire name their baby girl tire? Michelle Lynn.
  3.3 stars
Anthony - Colorado
13. I really regretted the inconsiderate comment I made. It was rued.
  3.3 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
14. I suspected our new house guest was a terrorist. He asked to sleep on a blow up mattress.
  3.3 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
15. I had tried passing myself off as my twin but I couldn't live with myself.
  3.3 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
16. Washing dishes can be very draining.
  3.3 stars
17. My son asked me if I would leave him money after I died. I said, 'I probably will.'
  3.2 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
18. My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me.
  3.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
19. Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
20. My brother wishes he could compose smutty verse as good as mine. Is this scribbling ribaldry?
  3.0 stars
hamrag - london

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