Puns about People (Families) - page 2

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11. What did the mama tire and the papa tire name their baby girl tire? Michelle Lynn.
  3.3 stars
Anthony - Colorado
12. I really regretted the inconsiderate comment I made. It was rued.
  3.3 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
13. I suspected our new house guest was a terrorist. He asked to sleep on a blow up mattress.
  3.3 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
14. I had tried passing myself off as my twin but I couldn't live with myself.
  3.3 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
15. Washing dishes can be very draining.
  3.3 stars
16. My son asked me if I would leave him money after I died. I said, 'I probably will.'
  3.2 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
17. My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me.
  3.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
18. In the mud room was a shoe rack shaped like a dinner fork, with a sign over it: 'These are the tines that dry men's soles.'
  3.1 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
19. Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
20. My brother wishes he could compose smutty verse as good as mine. Is this scribbling ribaldry?
  3.0 stars
hamrag - london

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