Puns about People (Girls and Guys) - page 2

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11. My friend went on a date with a girl called 'Simile'. I asked him how it went. He said it wasn't serious, he just metaphor a coffee.
  3.6 stars
Timmy O'Toole - UK/China
12. After dating the goalie on the local team for a while, she realized he was a real keeper.
  3.6 stars
Pasquale The Bull - Fairfax, VA
13. I started dating the girl across the street. I know what people say, but honestly, lawn distance relationships aren't that hard.
  3.5 stars
Andrew G - MA
14. My blind date's not looking good.
  3.4 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
15. The way he fawned over her was quite endearing.
  3.4 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
16. My boyfriend and I started to date after he backed his car into mine. We met by accident.
  3.4 stars
Kelsey - Knoxville, TN
17. The young man quit dating the telephone operator because he felt disconnected. Besides, she had too many hangups.
  3.4 stars
Sam - Huntington Beach, CA
18. I love you mower today than yesterday, but not as mulch as tomorrow.
  3.4 stars
Lawn Mower - Montreal, Qc
19. I may not have been chaste but I've never been caught.
  3.4 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
20. The electrician and the air hostess got on really well together. Sparks flew!
  3.3 stars
Hart Attack - London UK

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