Puns about People (Girls and Guys) - page 2

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11. After dating the goalie on the local team for a while, she realized he was a real keeper.
  3.6 stars
Pasquale The Bull - Fairfax, VA
12. I started dating the girl across the street. I know what people say, but honestly, lawn distance relationships aren't that hard.
  3.5 stars
Andrew G - MA
13. My blind date's not looking good.
  3.4 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
14. The way he fawned over her was quite endearing.
  3.4 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
15. I love you mower today than yesterday, but not as mulch as tomorrow.
  3.4 stars
Lawn Mower - Montreal, Qc
16. I may not have been chaste but I've never been caught.
  3.4 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
17. If a single statistician meets another single statistician does she datum or does he data?
  3.3 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
18. Old-flames are rekindled by a burning desire!
  3.2 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
19. When his wife demanded that he give up polo, he decided to chukker.
  3.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
20. I went to prom with a broken leg. During the slow dances my date could tell that I had a crutch on her.
  3.2 stars
Laurence - Woodridge, IL, USA

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