Puns about People (Girls and Guys) - page 3

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21. Old-flames are rekindled by a burning desire!
  3.2 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
22. Helicopter rescue pilots have the most successful pick-up lines.
  3.2 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
23. I was about to have an affair with Amanda Lynn but there were strings attached.
  3.2 stars
24. I went to prom with a broken leg. During the slow dances my date could tell that I had a crutch on her.
  3.2 stars
Laurence - Woodridge, IL, USA
25. When his wife demanded that he give up polo, he decided to chukker.
  3.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
26. I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
  3.2 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
27. Two astronauts who were dating put an end to it because they both needed their space.
  3.1 stars
28. Why did the inclined plane refuse to divorce the fulcrum? He couldn't lever.
  3.1 stars
David - Cazenovia, NY
29. Crane drivers have uplifting pick-up lines.
  3.1 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
30. She only dated hairy men, so I grew a beard to be hirsuter.
  3.0 stars
edc - Westport

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