Puns about People (Girls and Guys) - page 3

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21. Helicopter rescue pilots have the most successful pick-up lines.
  3.2 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
22. Why did the inclined plane refuse to divorce the fulcrum? He couldn't lever.
  3.2 stars
David - Cazenovia, NY
23. The homeless man always thought of owning a mansion and was dwelling on it!
  3.2 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
24. I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
  3.2 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
25. Crane drivers have uplifting pick-up lines.
  3.1 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
26. Personal ads: Single female archaeologist interested in carbon dating. Prefers older men.
  3.1 stars
Richard - Winona, Mn
27. She only dated hairy men, so I grew a beard to be hirsuter.
  3.0 stars
edc - Westport
28. The Starbucks worker wanted a divorce on the grounds that her husband was a real drip.
  3.0 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
29. If you accidentally leave your fly down on a promising date, does that count as a Freudian zip?
  2.9 stars
Chris F. - United States
30. My wife told me to wear a skirt for the day, and I really kilt it.
  2.9 stars

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