Puns about People (Girls and Guys) - page 4

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31. My girlfriend scares me, so every time we go to dinner it's intimidating.
  3.0 stars
Abhit - Knoxville, TN
32. If you accidentally leave your fly down on a promising date, does that count as a Freudian zip?
  2.9 stars
Chris F. - United States
33. I met the woman of my dreams at the base of Mount Vesuvius. She is the lava my life.
  2.9 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
34. When asked the whereabouts of her fancy fur scarf, the minx replied it was stole.
  2.9 stars
35. When my husband asked me if I wanted a new alarm clock I said I was set.
  2.9 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
36. Couch me if you can, but before that you need to chaise me.
  2.8 stars
Arun - New Delhi, India
37. She wanted the large estate quite badly but, she dared not mansion it to her frugal husband.
  2.8 stars
Diane Cook - United Kingdom
38. The bald man decided to consider a hair transplant to rogaine his confidence in looking younger.
  2.7 stars
39. A matchmaker makes matches in order to find you the light of your life.
  2.7 stars
Bhanu Pratap Chauhan - Jaipur, India
40. A Valentine's Day card is a hearty note.
  2.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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