Puns about People (Girls and Guys) - page 5

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41. Tired well worn expressions need to be phrased out of the language.
  2.6 stars
Michadel - New Zealand
42. My new girlfriend and I are moving together into a tree house, I hope we won't fall out.
  2.5 stars
SBA - Uganda
43. He's got a phonographic memory. He repeats the exact same old lines like a scratched record.
  2.5 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
44. I was into this dude named Berry but it turned out he wasn't ripe for me.
  2.4 stars
45. Have you ever wondered why baseball players get girlfriends? They're great at hitting it off.
  2.4 stars
46. Valentine's Day is pure cupidity.
  2.3 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
47. I tried to get friendly with the archer's daughter, butt after he threatened to clout and nock me about, I decided to bow out.
  2.3 stars
RJS - New Zealand
48. Things can go either way at a kissing gate.
  2.0 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
49. I've just started dating a ring. She's a keeper.
  1.9 stars
50. How did I meet Eve you ask? I rescued her from a gutter.
  1.7 stars
punnyfrank - Newberg, Oregon

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