Puns about People (Love and Marriage) - page 5

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41. The inept nerd married a nuclear software engineer who made great fission chips, she was his bride and booter.
  2.6 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
42. Married hang man were the best at their job, they knew how to tie the knot.
  2.6 stars
43. The couple separated, for the wife had a stalemate.
  2.6 stars
44. In-laws are merger acquisitions.
  2.6 stars
Joseph - Florida
45. The divorced couple hurled Angostura and Boston cream pie at each other - it was a bitter, custardy dispute.
  2.4 stars
46. Some people marry for love, others for wealth. That's why it is called match or money.
  2.2 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
47. 'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast.
  2.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
48. Romance isn't a science - it's a heart.
  1.9 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
49. Did you hear about the owl that fell for twin comedians and had two wits to woo?
  1.9 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
50. I wanted to buy my wife some fancy soap, but she would not have a bar of it.
  1.8 stars
RJS - New Zealand

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