Puns about People (Military)

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1. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
  4.0 stars
Haymant Shew - Ontario
2. I sent my baby off to the army. They put him in the infantry.
  4.0 stars
3. Paratroopers pull strings to stay on the job.
  4.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
4. Can Napoleon return to his place of birth? Of Corsican.
  3.6 stars
5. Trench warfare should always be a last ditch effort.
  3.6 stars
6. A Hall of Fame recently opened to honor outstanding female soldiers. It was a WAC's Museum.
  3.6 stars
RB -
7. The pirates were fighting with each other because they didn't have good anchor management.
  3.5 stars
Kevin A - Corvallis, OR
8. You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can't keep their heads above water.
  3.5 stars
Brooks - Houston, TX
9. Where do cavemen store their weapons? In the clubhouse.
  3.4 stars
Gordon - Fort St. John, BC, Canada
10. He took a gun to his watch because he wanted to kill time.
  3.4 stars

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