Puns about People (Military) - page 2

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11. He took a gun to his watch because he wanted to kill time.
  3.4 stars
12. I was only on the military base from dusk to dawn, but it seemed like a fort night.
  3.3 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
13. Why do archers shoot arrows? Could it be they are trying to get a point across?
  3.3 stars
Dan - New Orleans, LA
14. Those who wear sleeveless shirts like to defend the right to bare arms.
  3.2 stars
15. One evening King Arthur's men discovered Sir Lancelot's moonshine whiskey operation and shattered the still of the knight.
  3.2 stars
JA - Houston
16. A cannonball is a party for artillerymen.
  3.2 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida
17. An ex-sailor prefers to forget the days he spent playing cards in submarines, dismissing them as 'so much bridge under the water'.
  3.2 stars
Pun Gent - India
18. Those who aim torpedoes are always ready to press charges.
  3.1 stars
19. George Bush and Saddam Hussein went to war over iraqoncilable differences.
  3.1 stars
Dr. Pun - TX
20. The overweight fighter pilot was grounded for violating the rules of engorgement.
  3.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY

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