Puns about People (Military) - page 3

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21. The model who joined the air force was a bombshell.
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22. When the sailor failed to report for duty, he really missed the boat.
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Bob - Corvallis, OR
23. In the army mess hall, the men were getting fed up.
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24. Have you heard the joke about the bomb? It had no impact.
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Nick Cahill - Australia
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25. At first the paratroops didn't obey orders, but finally they fell in line.
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26. He was to carry two flags in the parade, but decided that would be a double standard.
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27. When the knight logged onto his computer there was the message, 'You got mail.' It was a chain letter.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
28. The Junior NCO had sore wrists. The doctor said it was corporal tunnel syndrome.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
29. The Jedi Knight traded in his light saber for a light dagger. He had gone over to the dirk side.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
30. When asked to picture the perfect modern defensive weapon the Claymore springs to mine.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland

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