Puns about People (Politicians)

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1. Alternative facts are aversion of the truth.
  3.9 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2. When the senator missed the morning bus he decided to run for office.
  3.9 stars
Jose Xavier - Germany
3. The ancient Romans only gathered once a week, because that was enough forum.
  3.8 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
4. Russia was slow to recover after WW2 because it kept Stalin around.
  3.7 stars
duncan - Victoria, BC
5. Earl Grey was away on business during the election. So he cast an absent-tea ballot.
  3.5 stars
D. Moritz - Minnesota
6. The dictator was really upset about the neckwear he had received as a gift. What a tie rant.
  3.5 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
7. When Caesar entered the Senate all hail broke loose.
  3.4 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
8. Paula thinks she knows alot about government, but she doesn't. Politics me off.
  3.4 stars
Cluk - Arlington TX
9. Ever since the mayor's ban on flammable liquids, fewer arsonists have benzene around town.
  3.4 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
10. John Hancock didn't retire, he just resigned.
  3.4 stars
Logan - Ohio

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