Puns about People (Politicians) - page 2

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11. The high cost of living has beaten many centsless.
  3.3 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
12. When I learned what the gun lobby was doing, I went ballistic!
  3.3 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
13. People who listen to long political speeches are bulldozers.
  3.3 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida
14. The nomadic tribe had to settle for their current leader until they could find a Bedouin.
  3.3 stars
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15. The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.
  3.2 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
16. Old politicians never die, they just get devoted.
  3.2 stars
17. The president can't pass the bill because it's still incongruous.
  3.2 stars
18. Recently I read this book titled 'Democracy'. I like the author. Paul O'Ticks.
  3.2 stars
Sonny - UK
19. The state legislature could not decide whether to fund the water control project or the all weather stadium. It was a no win situation. Dammed if you do, domed if you don't.
  3.2 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
20. The politician is not one for Indian food. But he's good at currying favors.
  3.2 stars
Wordsworth - California, USA

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