Puns about People (Politicians) - page 3

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21. I dated a politician over the holidays but when I wrapped myself up as a present, he couldn't cut through the red tape.
  3.1 stars
Tina - Arizona
22. November: We start the month out stuffing ballots to elect some turkey, we end the month stuffing a turkey to increase our ballast.
  3.1 stars
Randy - Hillsboro, OR
23. When the presidential candidates campaign in rural areas, do they take a straw poll? When they campaign in forested areas do they give stump speeches?
  3.1 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
24. A portrayal of dictators on film required a tsar-studded cast.
  3.0 stars
25. I know an eager-beaver District Attorney who ferreted out how someone badgered a politician into weaseling out of a contract on a rabbit farm.
  3.0 stars
JA - Houston
26. I believe I will be able to run my car on politicians promises but I'm having trouble with the fool injection system.
  3.0 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
27. Old Senators don't die, they just go over the Hill.
  3.0 stars
Pun Gent - India
28. The two congressmen disagreed about what sort of pan should be used to cook pancakes. Another example of griddlelock.
  3.0 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
29. If a VIP is asked to take a back seat at the special event, he may take affront.
  3.0 stars
Dewfus - CO
30. In political landscapes the mudslinging precedes the landslides!
  2.9 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney

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