Puns about People (Occupations)

Subcategory: Families · Girls and Guys · Love and Marriage · Military · Politicians · Occupations · Royalty
1. If you can't choose between an angry psychic and a sad psychic, you'll have to find a happy medium.
  3.8 stars
Dan Jones - Sheffield, UK
2. A locksmith is a key employee.
  3.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3. I lost my job at the quarry, I guess you could say I've hit rock bottom.
  3.7 stars
Nick - Saginaw, Michigan
4. When the cigarette lighter salesman tried to win back his old flame he found that he had met his match.
  3.7 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
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5. Despite pressure to clean up their act, most dirtbags live in a vacuum.
  3.7 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
6. When the perfume factory magnate died it was discovered that he didn't leave his heirs a scent.
  3.7 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
7. An undertaker can be one of your best friends, he is always the last one to let you down.
  3.7 stars
Earle - Scottsdale, AZ
8. A bad resume is a hire extinguisher.
  3.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
9. Electricians go with the flow, never against the current!
  3.6 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
10. The journalist went to Greece to see the ancient ruins and is now writing several columns about them.
  3.6 stars
Ted - Michigan

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