Puns about People (Occupations) - page 5

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41. When the lumber baron was unable to log in, his business ended in a forced shut down!
  2.6 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
42. The farmer who got arrested couldn't make bale so he asked his best friend to combine his money with his so he could be set free.
  2.5 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
43. The spear-fisherman can be a real pain in the wrasse.
  2.5 stars
44. It's tough to know exactly what some philosophers looked like. Sometimes the only way might be to ex-Hume them.
  2.5 stars
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45. Realtors guilty of steering deserve the rack, but that's just my pinion.
  2.3 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
46. Every November, Mark, a member of MENSA, wishes his peers 'Happy Thinksgiving!'
  2.2 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
47. Receiving a Nobel Prize is, nevertheless, a ringing endorsement.
  1.8 stars
Pens of a feather - Colorado
48. The wine cask maker had nothing to do. He was bordeaux.
  1.8 stars
49. Seesaw is how you find a woodcutter.
  1.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
50. Notary means insufficiently ventilated.
  1.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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