Puns about People (Royalty)

1. Sir Cumference built King Arthur's round table, and Sir Ramic Tile did the flooring.
  3.8 stars
2. Mummies are bound to be uptight.
  3.7 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
3. When those around King Arthur's table had insomnia, there were a lot of sleepless knights.
  3.6 stars
4. It is difficult to escape being a peasant because resistance is feudal.
  3.6 stars
Dr. Pun - Texas
5. Kings worry about a receding heir line.
  3.6 stars
6. The royal family moved into my neighborhood. They live Tudors down.
  3.5 stars
cdrainxv - North North America
7. The queen's favourite chef was knighted Sir Loin.
  3.5 stars
8. The king never let any of his personal musicians go swimming immediately after eating for fear that they would get minstrel cramps.
  3.5 stars
Dr. Punsalot - Des Moines, IA
9. Royal chairs are rarely throne out.
  3.5 stars
10. The people stand up for royalty. The queen sits down for royal tea.
  3.5 stars

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