Puns about People (Royalty) - page 2

11. A queen was caught gambling. She had a royal flush.
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12. Kings sometimes found that uprisings were a peasant surprise.
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13. When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged. He was the court gesture.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
14. What do you call a mean Ancient Egyptian leader? Un-fair-oh.
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15. The duke and the count had a fight. The duke was down for the count.
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16. When one of her grandsons misbehaves the queen is having a bad heir day.
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17. The king and queen played chess in their castle at knight.
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18. A moat protects a castle in a round-about way.
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LCDRKen - Houston, Texas
19. Two duchesses were arguing about their husbands. They decided to duke it out.
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20. Surprisingly, Julius Caesar preferred ranch.
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