Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Sports)

Subcategory: Entertainment · Music · Golf · Sports · Leisure · Religion
1. I lift weights only on Saturday and Sunday because Monday to Friday are weak days.
  4.0 stars
2. Since I've quit soccer, I've lost my goal in life.
  4.0 stars
Bronco - Netherlands
3. I know a lot of jokes about bad pole-vaulters, but none of them seem to go over very well.
  3.8 stars
Black Dragon - New Hampshire
4. My skiing skills are really going downhill.
  3.8 stars
5. I'm competing for that stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.
  3.7 stars
Hadrian Kwong - Hong Kong
6. William Tell and his family used to be league bowlers - but now that the records have been lost, it is difficult to determine for whom the Tells bowled.
  3.6 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
7. What exercises does a Zombie do? Deadlifts.
  3.6 stars
Darkwingdave - Kitsap, WA
8. I think there are about 1-2 million baseball fields in the world, but that's just a ballpark number.
  3.6 stars
reif - hawaii
9. I quit gymnastics because I was tired of hanging around the bars.
  3.5 stars
Deb T. - Honolulu
10. The weigh-in at the Sumo wrestling tournament was a large scale effort.
  3.5 stars
The Dang Yankee - Louisiana

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