Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Sports)

Subcategory: Entertainment · Music · Golf · Sports · Leisure · Religion
1. I lift weights only on Saturday and Sunday because Monday to Friday are weak days.
  4.0 stars
2. Since I've quit soccer, I've lost my goal in life.
  4.0 stars
Bronco - Netherlands
3. I dug up a worm for fishing. It's the end of the line for him.
  4.0 stars
4. My skiing skills are really going downhill.
  3.8 stars
5. I'm competing for that stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.
  3.7 stars
Hadrian Kwong - Hong Kong
6. I know a lot of jokes about bad pole-vaulters, but none of them seem to go over very well.
  3.7 stars
Black Dragon - New Hampshire
7. William Tell and his family used to be league bowlers - but now that the records have been lost, it is difficult to determine for whom the Tells bowled.
  3.5 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
8. I think there are about 1-2 million baseball fields in the world, but that's just a ballpark number.
  3.5 stars
reif - hawaii
9. What exercises does a Zombie do? Deadlifts.
  3.4 stars
Darkwingdave - Kitsap, WA
10. He crashed while rowing his boat and suffered a broken scull.
  3.4 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas

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