Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Sports) - page 2

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11. He turned down a prison guard job to become a prize fighter. Later he moaned, 'I could have been a con tender.'
  3.4 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
12. Old skiers go downhill fast.
  3.4 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
13. What exercises does a Zombie do? Deadlifts.
  3.4 stars
Darkwingdave - Kitsap, WA
14. Why did the referee get fired? Because he was a whistle blower!
  3.3 stars
15. The race car driver had a checkered past.
  3.3 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
16. The local 5K race was abruptly cancelled. The event had run its course.
  3.1 stars
17. A novice skier often jumps to contusions.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
18. After a gruelling workout the boxer was so tired he decided to drink a glass of punch and hit the sack.
  3.1 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
19. I owned two racetracks but I rented them to others. I was the lessor of two ovals.
  3.1 stars
Otis Campbell - South Dakota
20. When the hockey season was suspended our Zamboni driver went missing. We weren't worried as we knew he would resurface.
  3.0 stars
Lance - East Greenbush NY

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