Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Sports) - page 2

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11. Old skiers go downhill fast.
  3.4 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
12. Training in the morning makes you feel better in the long run.
  3.4 stars
13. He turned down a prison guard job to become a prize fighter. Later he moaned, 'I could have been a con tender.'
  3.4 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
14. What exercises does a Zombie do? Deadlifts.
  3.4 stars
Darkwingdave - Kitsap, WA
15. Why did the referee get fired? Because he was a whistle blower!
  3.3 stars
16. The race car driver had a checkered past.
  3.3 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
17. I drove around the Indianapolis Motor Speedway on my John Deere. I was on a track tour.
  3.2 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
18. The local 5K race was abruptly cancelled. The event had run its course.
  3.1 stars
19. A novice skier often jumps to contusions.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
20. I owned two racetracks but I rented them to others. I was the lessor of two ovals.
  3.1 stars
Otis Campbell - South Dakota

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