Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Sports) - page 2

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11. I quit gymnastics because I was tired of hanging around the bars.
  3.5 stars
Deb T. - Honolulu
12. What do you say to impatient jockeys? Hold your horses.
  3.5 stars
reif - hawaii
13. The weigh-in at the Sumo wrestling tournament was a large scale effort.
  3.5 stars
The Dang Yankee - Louisiana
14. He crashed while rowing his boat and suffered a broken scull.
  3.5 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
15. After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open, we finally got the ball rolling.
  3.5 stars
Mylin - NJ
16. The race horse went lame early. It was the first out of its gait.
  3.4 stars
BillO - Louisiana
17. Old skiers go downhill fast.
  3.4 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
18. Why did the referee get fired? Because he was a whistle blower!
  3.3 stars
19. The race dogs got a bad case of the fleas - they had to be scratched.
  3.3 stars
Tom - Highland, New York
20. The race car driver had a checkered past.
  3.3 stars
Toycoon - Skokie

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