Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Sports) - page 3

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21. The best floor exercise gymnasts come from Palm Springs.
  3.2 stars
TimTamMan - Kingston Ontario
22. I drove around the Indianapolis Motor Speedway on my John Deere. I was on a track tour.
  3.2 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
23. A novice skier often jumps to contusions.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
24. The sledder who got injured realized that his wounds were more than he tobogganed for.
  3.1 stars
Tommy - Oregon
25. Eastern European gymnast electrocuted in Pole Volt.
  3.1 stars
HMA - Liverpool
26. I was overruled at the measuring competition.
  3.0 stars
27. The athlete claimed he long jumped over 25 feet. Actually his best jump only measured 23 feet. This was a clear case of leap fraud.
  3.0 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
28. Ski jumpers are inclined to be fast.
  3.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
29. A few boxers were standing in a line. That's the punch line!
  3.0 stars
30. Man fights, cat fights and kangaroo fights. Wallabe next?
  2.9 stars

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