Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Religion) - page 3

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21. The priest was very stern during the service last Sunday. After church I was distressed. I then realized that we had experienced critical mass.
  3.3 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
22. A man who wanted to sing in church was wondering if he should inquire.
  3.3 stars
atunedvoice - Grand Rapids,MI
23. If a Monk throws a hissy fit, is it a temple tantrum?
  3.2 stars
HMA - Liverpool
24. If a Greek deity tried on your jacket it would be Titan uncomfortable.
  3.2 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
25. Crucifixion is done after cross examination!
  3.1 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
26. Would a Mormon working for the Postal Service be a Letter Day Saint?
  3.1 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
27. The preacher annotated his hymn book making it a guided missal.
  3.1 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
28. Missionaries like open hooded cars because they are convertible.
  3.0 stars
29. Our Lady of Perpetual Motion Convent received a government subsidy for their fleet of minivans because they qualified as a mass transit system.
  3.0 stars
FuzzyBunnyFeet - Central Ohio
30. History has been unfair to Salome. She was just an ambitious young woman who wanted to get ahead.
  3.0 stars
Jack - Madrid, Spain

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