Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Religion) - page 5

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41. When the church bought gas for their annual barbecue, proceeds went from the sacred to the propane.
  2.5 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
42. I discovered that existence is no more than a never-ending circle in a roundabout kind of way.
  2.5 stars
Peter - Vancouver, Canada
43. Did you hear about that Buddhist leader who retired and tended his crops? He's now known as the Dalai Farmer.
  2.5 stars
Andrew - Brisbane
44. A bunch of robins followed the priest wherever he went. Birds of a father flock together.
  2.5 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
45. While I was sitting on the bench I noticed a really pungent odor. No wonder they call it a pew.
  2.4 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
46. Eos is really sad. She is dawn in the dumps.
  2.3 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
47. A contest between church choirs is the battle of the choral see.
  2.3 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
48. In the Episcopalian church, erring canons cannot be defrocked - they can only be fired.
  2.2 stars
RJS - New Zealand
49. Lazy people worship a bone idol.
  2.1 stars
HMA - Liverpool
50. When trying to curry favour with 16th Century French Protestants, it isn't what you know, it is Huguenot.
  1.7 stars
HMA - Liverpool

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