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Listing puns for Bob Greenwade

1. I just can't seem to finish this woodworking project, but it's not for lacquer trying. 3.0 stars
2. When the Human Torch lost his superpowers, he was certainly put out. 3.0 stars
3. We can all praise Tom Hiddleston for his Loki performance. 3.0 stars
4. I dropped a potato into my paper shredder, and that really made a hash of things. 2.6 stars
5. We have a giant squid to catch, so let's get kraken! 3.6 stars
6. In the mud room was a shoe rack shaped like a dinner fork, with a sign over it: 'These are the tines that dry men's soles.' 3.1 stars
7. I've tried birling. It's as easy as falling off a log. 2.8 stars
8. The Surgeon General is a doc without a peer. 1.6 stars
9. If you're headed to Siberia, a stopover in Mongolia is a steppe in the right direction. 2.7 stars
10. The Black Death! Avoid it like the plague! 3.0 stars
11. She was always afraid of change, and for that reason, when using cash, she always paid the exact amount she owed. 2.8 stars
12. Exchanging salt-water recipes is a case of the brined leading the brined. 2.5 stars
13. Moonlighting at stand-up comedy, the baker was known for his rye humor. 3.3 stars
14. Two pet owners got together for a weekly public discussion on the Internet. They called it their Pawed Cast. 3.2 stars
15. The two shoemakers got married because they were sole mates. 3.5 stars
16. 2017 would have been a great year to open up a unisex haircut place and call it 'Totally Clips'. 3.3 stars
17. I used to not like Newtons, but now they're my favorite snack. Go fig. 3.3 stars
18. Puns were actually invented in the southern reaches of Ukraine. That's why they call it Crimean punnishment. 2.8 stars
19. A quarter-acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people, but to me it's a lot. 3.9 stars
20. For summer vacation, I decided to go to north-eastern Spain and Basque in the sunshine. 3.3 stars
21. A sleeping bag is a nap sack. 3.3 stars
22. The deer grabbed the gun and gave the hunter a taste of his own venison. 2.8 stars
23. The inventor of pantyhose really left us quite a legacy. 3.3 stars
24. If you want to keep squirrels out of the bird feeder, just install a little climb-it control. 3.0 stars
25. I've heard about the rumors that I keep vats of acid at my home, but they're lyes -- all lyes! 3.3 stars
26. Whoever served up the wine at that banquet did a pour job. 3.6 stars
27. The political analysts I hear the most from are Don Key and Ella Funt. 2.9 stars
28. I just looked up the word 'apocalypse' in the dictionary. It was quite a revelation. 3.7 stars
29. Ice cold coffee? Cool beans! 3.0 stars
30. It's the barbecue I've always wanted - the grill of my dreams! 2.8 stars
31. Moliere's influence on modern comedy just shows that he was very farce-sighted. 3.2 stars
32. Proper punctuation can make the difference between a sentence that's well-written and a sentence that's, well, written. 3.9 stars
33. I knew the little guy was going to play a prank on me, because of my sense of imp portents. 3.0 stars
34. Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters. 3.1 stars