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Listing puns for Bob Greenwade



1. The Black Death! Avoid it like the plague! 2.9 stars
2. She was always afraid of change, and for that reason, when using cash, she always paid the exact amount she owed. 2.7 stars
3. Exchanging salt-water recipes is a case of the brined leading the brined. 2.5 stars
4. Moonlighting at stand-up comedy, the baker was known for his rye humor. 3.3 stars
5. Two pet owners got together for a weekly public discussion on the Internet. They called it their Pawed Cast. 3.1 stars
6. The two shoemakers got married because they were sole mates. 3.5 stars
7. 2017 would have been a great year to open up a unisex haircut place and call it 'Totally Clips'. 3.3 stars
8. I used to not like Newtons, but now they're my favorite snack. Go fig. 3.3 stars
9. Puns were actually invented in the southern reaches of Ukraine. That's why they call it Crimean punnishment. 2.7 stars
10. A quarter-acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people, but to me it's a lot. 3.9 stars
11. For summer vacation, I decided to go to north-eastern Spain and Basque in the sunshine. 3.3 stars
12. A sleeping bag is a nap sack. 3.3 stars
13. The deer grabbed the gun and gave the hunter a taste of his own venison. 2.8 stars
14. The inventor of pantyhose really left us quite a legacy. 3.3 stars
15. If you want to keep squirrels out of the bird feeder, just install a little climb-it control. 3.0 stars
16. I've heard about the rumors that I keep vats of acid at my home, but they're lyes -- all lyes! 3.3 stars
17. Whoever served up the wine at that banquet did a pour job. 3.6 stars
18. The political analysts I hear the most from are Don Key and Ella Funt. 2.9 stars
19. I just looked up the word 'apocalypse' in the dictionary. It was quite a revelation. 3.7 stars
20. Ice cold coffee? Cool beans! 3.0 stars
21. It's the barbecue I've always wanted - the grill of my dreams! 2.8 stars
22. Moliere's influence on modern comedy just shows that he was very farce-sighted. 3.2 stars
23. Proper punctuation can make the difference between a sentence that's well-written and a sentence that's, well, written. 3.9 stars
24. I knew the little guy was going to play a prank on me, because of my sense of imp portents. 3.0 stars
25. Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters. 3.1 stars