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1. The decision to legalize marijuana was made by a high government official. 3.0 stars
2. The King of satyrs tried his hand at directing a cooking show on TV, but only received pan reviews. 1.9 stars
3. To help me lose weight, my doctor recommends a glutton-free diet. 3.8 stars
4. Nobody wants to meditate with me! I guess my 'om' is just getting too much resistance. 2.4 stars
5. Two dead bodies were found inside a trunk this morning. Police are seeking the public's help, particularly in locating the rest of the elephant. 2.7 stars
6. When she went into labor, her husband started having a midwife crisis. 3.0 stars
7. The cat climbed to the highest spot in the discotheque, but then couldn't get down. 2.0 stars
8. I just can't seem to finish this woodworking project, but it's not for lacquer trying. 3.3 stars
9. When the Human Torch lost his superpowers, he was certainly put out. 2.9 stars
10. We can all praise Tom Hiddleston for his Loki performance. 2.4 stars
11. I dropped a potato into my paper shredder, and that really made a hash of things. 2.6 stars
12. We have a giant squid to catch, so let's get kraken! 3.6 stars
13. In the mud room was a shoe rack shaped like a dinner fork, with a sign over it: 'These are the tines that dry men's soles.' 3.2 stars
14. I've tried birling. It's as easy as falling off a log. 2.8 stars
15. The Surgeon General is a doc without a peer. 1.6 stars
16. If you're headed to Siberia, a stopover in Mongolia is a steppe in the right direction. 2.7 stars
17. The Black Death! Avoid it like the plague! 3.0 stars
18. She was always afraid of change, and for that reason, when using cash, she always paid the exact amount she owed. 2.7 stars
19. Exchanging salt-water recipes is a case of the brined leading the brined. 2.5 stars
20. Moonlighting at stand-up comedy, the baker was known for his rye humor. 3.3 stars
21. Two pet owners got together for a weekly public discussion on the Internet. They called it their Pawed Cast. 3.2 stars
22. The two shoemakers got married because they were sole mates. 3.5 stars
23. 2017 would have been a great year to open up a unisex haircut place and call it 'Totally Clips'. 3.3 stars
24. I used to not like Newtons, but now they're my favorite snack. Go fig. 3.3 stars
25. Puns were actually invented in the southern reaches of Ukraine. That's why they call it Crimean punnishment. 2.8 stars
26. A quarter-acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people, but to me it's a lot. 3.9 stars
27. For summer vacation, I decided to go to north-eastern Spain and Basque in the sunshine. 3.3 stars
28. A sleeping bag is a nap sack. 3.3 stars
29. The deer grabbed the gun and gave the hunter a taste of his own venison. 2.8 stars
30. The inventor of pantyhose really left us quite a legacy. 3.3 stars
31. If you want to keep squirrels out of the bird feeder, just install a little climb-it control. 3.0 stars
32. I've heard about the rumors that I keep vats of acid at my home, but they're lyes -- all lyes! 3.3 stars
33. Whoever served up the wine at that banquet did a pour job. 3.6 stars
34. The political analysts I hear the most from are Don Key and Ella Funt. 2.9 stars
35. I just looked up the word 'apocalypse' in the dictionary. It was quite a revelation. 3.7 stars
36. Ice cold coffee? Cool beans! 3.0 stars
37. It's the barbecue I've always wanted - the grill of my dreams! 2.8 stars
38. Moliere's influence on modern comedy just shows that he was very farce-sighted. 3.3 stars
39. Proper punctuation can make the difference between a sentence that's well-written and a sentence that's, well, written. 3.9 stars
40. I knew the little guy was going to play a prank on me, because of my sense of imp portents. 3.0 stars
41. Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters. 3.1 stars