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1. They dared me to jump off a cliff, but it was just a bluff. 3.8 stars
2. He wasn't the most villainous knight in the realm, but he was medieval. 3.0 stars
3. He fought against the whirlpool until he was completely drained. 3.0 stars
4. Overcome with the beauty of Earth seen from space, the astronaut removed his helmet. The view was breath taking. 3.6 stars
5. A taekwondo crime fighter needs a good sidekick. 3.7 stars
6. In Japan they give Kobe steer beer, but they give a Kawasaki. 2.4 stars
7. When you buy at the second hand store you've reached the point of no returns. 2.5 stars
8. The baker had only half the flour he needed so he decided to make short bread. 3.8 stars
9. Something about subtraction just doesn't add up. 4.0 stars
10. The gunslinger woke up in the drunk tank, locked and loaded. 2.9 stars
11. Eager for some bargains, she was itching to get to the flea market. 4.0 stars
12. You can't lose picking a sherbet for dessert. 2.3 stars
13. Puppies learn how to behave by following a strict dogma. 3.3 stars
14. On land crabs tend to use the sidewalk. 3.8 stars
15. The blacksmith wasn't making much money but he forged ahead anyway. 3.5 stars
16. Once the pilot started lying about his flying, he went into a tale spin. 3.3 stars
17. He crashed while rowing his boat and suffered a broken scull. 3.4 stars
18. The preacher annotated his hymn book making it a guided missal. 3.1 stars
19. Watching a fishbowl is right up my alley. 2.5 stars
20. There was an overflow audience at the new dam dedication. 3.1 stars
21. The way he fawned over her was quite endearing. 3.4 stars
22. Corporal Morel, always the life of the party, was a fun GI. 2.2 stars
23. After three days of fishing, the musician hoped he would catch a bassoon. 3.7 stars
24. The Balloon family name died off when it ran out of heir. 3.9 stars
25. Ralph was kicked off the skydiving team because he couldn't chute straight. 3.1 stars
26. You can raze a tree with a lumber jack. 2.8 stars