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1. What fruit makes for classy counter tops? Pomegranite. 3.2 stars
2. The magazine's rationale for running the story was paper thin. 2.5 stars
3. Why did the inclined plane refuse to divorce the fulcrum? He couldn't lever. 3.2 stars
4. If you like to comfort the hurting and you are single, save time and console-a-date. 2.5 stars