My Pun Search
Listing puns for
Dr. Dirt
dr. dirt
1. | I spent five dollars for a weather app on my phone. I got two dollars and fifteen cents back in 'climate change'. | ![]() |
2. | Whenever I stash my arrows I can't help but quiver. | ![]() |
3. | What do you call really big army ants? GI-ants. | ![]() |
4. | My political opponent claimed I used too much mayo on my bagel. It was a smear tactic. | ![]() |
5. | When the atheist observed his plight he realized he didn't have a prayer. | ![]() |
6. | Ever since I switched to wrinkle free shirts my laundry issues have been less pressing. | ![]() |
7. | I got arrested at the Farmers Market for disturbing the peas. | ![]() |
8. | My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities for money laundering. | ![]() |
9. | A hair raising experience sounds pretty good to a bald guy. | ![]() |
10. | Don't you just hate it when folks that get hit in the head, jump to concussions? | ![]() |
11. | The outrageous colors of our game day uniforms were so mismatched they were dubbed 'clash action suits'. | ![]() |
12. | While I was sitting on the bench I noticed a really pungent odor. No wonder they call it a pew. | ![]() |
13. | Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault. | ![]() |
14. | In an effort to smooth things over and resolve their differences one gladiator said to the other, 'Let's bury the hatchet and go clubbing'. | ![]() |
15. | Squirrels that just don't care anymore have been seen throwing cashews to the wind. | ![]() |
16. | Oops, I jumped into the pool with my watch on. I don't know if it is waterproof or not. I guess only time will tell. | ![]() |
17. | My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it. | ![]() |
18. | If I had it to do all over again, I'm sure I would overdo it. | ![]() |
19. | Often what separates a good pun, from a great one, is just a matter of 'clause and effect'. | ![]() |
20. | Teaching your slinky new tricks is like spring training. | ![]() |
21. | The athlete claimed he long jumped over 25 feet. Actually his best jump only measured 23 feet. This was a clear case of leap fraud. | ![]() |
22. | My shrink assures me that my obsession with the formalization of puns is just a 'phrase I'm going through'. | ![]() |
23. | The testimony at the barbershop is mostly hair-say. | ![]() |
24. | I really would put my wife on a pedestal if she wasn't so afraid of heights. | ![]() |
25. | The bank robber looked so peaceful and innocent lying there under his big fluffy blanket. Just goes to show you, you can't judge a crook by his cover. | ![]() |
26. | It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies. | ![]() |
27. | Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, 'The Silence of the Yams'. | ![]() |
28. | Gladys the seamstress was recently inducted into the Pin Pushers Hall of Fame. I guess now she is a status thimble. | ![]() |