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1. I didn't use to care much for most puns but over time some of them have groan on me. 4.1 stars
2. This year in the toy department, drones are a big hit. They are literally flying off the shelves. 3.7 stars
3. What did one piece of rope say to the other before going into battle? 'Shall we join the fray?' 3.9 stars
4. The stock boy was hogging all the available display space. He was being shelf-ish. 3.4 stars
5. While its true I've been raking it in lately - when it comes to my neighbor's trees I wish they would just leaf me alone. 3.1 stars
6. I spent five dollars for a weather app on my phone. I got two dollars and fifteen cents back in 'climate change'. 3.2 stars
7. Whenever I stash my arrows I can't help but quiver. 3.3 stars
8. What do you call really big army ants? GI-ants. 3.1 stars
9. My political opponent claimed I used too much mayo on my bagel. It was a smear tactic. 3.1 stars
10. When the atheist observed his plight he realized he didn't have a prayer. 2.5 stars
11. Ever since I switched to wrinkle free shirts my laundry issues have been less pressing. 3.8 stars
12. I got arrested at the Farmers Market for disturbing the peas. 3.4 stars
13. My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities for money laundering. 3.2 stars
14. A hair raising experience sounds pretty good to a bald guy. 3.5 stars
15. Don't you just hate it when folks that get hit in the head, jump to concussions? 2.6 stars
16. The outrageous colors of our game day uniforms were so mismatched they were dubbed 'clash action suits'. 2.6 stars
17. While I was sitting on the bench I noticed a really pungent odor. No wonder they call it a pew. 2.4 stars
18. Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault. 3.9 stars
19. In an effort to smooth things over and resolve their differences one gladiator said to the other, 'Let's bury the hatchet and go clubbing'. 3.2 stars
20. Squirrels that just don't care anymore have been seen throwing cashews to the wind. 2.0 stars
21. Oops, I jumped into the pool with my watch on. I don't know if it is waterproof or not. I guess only time will tell. 3.8 stars
22. My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it. 4.0 stars
23. If I had it to do all over again, I'm sure I would overdo it. 2.5 stars
24. Often what separates a good pun, from a great one, is just a matter of 'clause and effect'. 3.0 stars
25. Teaching your slinky new tricks is like spring training. 3.7 stars
26. The athlete claimed he long jumped over 25 feet. Actually his best jump only measured 23 feet. This was a clear case of leap fraud. 3.0 stars
27. My shrink assures me that my obsession with the formalization of puns is just a 'phrase I'm going through'. 3.5 stars
28. The testimony at the barbershop is mostly hair-say. 3.3 stars
29. I really would put my wife on a pedestal if she wasn't so afraid of heights. 2.7 stars
30. The bank robber looked so peaceful and innocent lying there under his big fluffy blanket. Just goes to show you, you can't judge a crook by his cover. 2.9 stars
31. It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies. 3.2 stars
32. Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, 'The Silence of the Yams'. 2.8 stars
33. Gladys the seamstress was recently inducted into the Pin Pushers Hall of Fame. I guess now she is a status thimble. 3.0 stars