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1. Iron Man - The super hero with immaculate clothes. 3.5 stars
2. We all just want to belong. But some of us are short. 3.6 stars
3. Tectonic plates - geologists eat their dinner off these. 1.9 stars
4. Flatfish always do their job. They know their plaice. 2.4 stars
5. When trying to curry favour with 16th Century French Protestants, it isn't what you know, it is Huguenot. 1.7 stars
6. Shredded Wheat - a breakfast cereal that used to play guitar solos. 1.9 stars
7. Using a prism allows me to see the sun in a different light. 3.3 stars
8. The hardcore happy house dance club opened to rave reviews. 2.2 stars
9. All births are an Emergency. 2.4 stars
10. Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached. 3.9 stars
11. Eastern European gymnast electrocuted in Pole Volt. 3.1 stars
12. I don't like tops of stairs. They always bring me down. 3.8 stars
13. Lazy people worship a bone idol. 2.1 stars
14. If a Monk throws a hissy fit, is it a temple tantrum? 3.2 stars
15. How does a Welsh man eat cheese? Caerphilly. 2.8 stars
16. Two geologists were staring at a huge fissure in a cliff face and one was overheard to say 'It's not my fault'. 3.6 stars
17. They said he drank 2 bottles of whisky a day, but it wasn't true. He had to scotch those rumours right away. 2.7 stars
18. You should always use basil the day you buy it - as they say, herb today, gone tomorrow. 2.3 stars
19. The author wasn't pleased to see a review of his book on cappuccino's. It said it was all froth and no substance. 2.8 stars
20. Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy, did loads of charity work and was always there to help? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue. 2.3 stars