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1. When the tree surgeon and his girlfriend broke up, he pined for her for months. Knock on wood, they will someday get back together. 2.1 stars
2. My sister fell in love with a circus trapeze artist. At first, we all thought she was attracted to his net worth, but she said it was his gravity-defying leaps of thought. They are both flying high now. 1.8 stars
3. My church has a well-respected bell choir. I started to audition for it but the long practice sessions did not appeal to me. I am sorry now I did not inquire more about it out because now my chance is gong forever. 1.6 stars
4. What is a shoe repairman's favorite dessert? Cobbler. 3.2 stars
5. Exterminators never die - they are just gnat seen anymore. 2.0 stars
6. What is the most romantic fruit? Dates. 2.9 stars
7. The barista earned latte good tips. 2.3 stars
8. Old English teachers never die - they just parse away. 3.0 stars
9. What do you call the medical condition where your feet go to sleep? Coma-toes. 4.0 stars
10. At the annual Anglo-Saxon Fair, I did not drink any wassail. I did not feel any mead for it. 2.0 stars
11. Why did the lumberjack lose his job? He axed too many questions. 3.1 stars
12. The neurologist wanted to propose to his girl friend, but he just didn't have the nerve. 3.1 stars
13. Why are brain surgeons ambitious? They want to get a head. 2.9 stars
14. Canus Major was the original alpha dog. 2.4 stars
15. The high school music teacher was quite controversial. He told his students to read band books. 3.4 stars
16. In ancient Egypt, papyrus farmers taught people the importance of reeding. 3.5 stars
17. The admiral's motto was, 'Do it schooner, not later!' 3.0 stars
18. The student had such a big assignment, he had to burn his kindle at both ends. 3.4 stars
19. My trip to the Grand Canyon cost a hole lot of money and gorged my bank account butte it was worth it! 3.1 stars
20. To use a computer to prospect for gold, you need to downlode. 2.7 stars
21. The optometrist ran for mayor because he was a visionary. 3.2 stars
22. What does a king eat while on his throne? Soup of the dais. 2.4 stars
23. The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in. 3.9 stars
24. An heir is someone with a descent wage. 2.8 stars
25. When the statistics professor and the math professor wrote a cookbook together, they called it 'Pi A La Mode.' 3.4 stars
26. The linen shop gave their employees free bedding. Even their accountant had his own handmade spread sheet. 3.3 stars
27. The geneticist taught his students how to mendel defective genes. 2.5 stars
28. What part of the United States produces the largest number of cardiologists? The heartland. 3.1 stars
29. Motel operators never die, they just check out. 3.3 stars
30. The dermatologist was an avid gardener but he had a problem with moles. 3.3 stars
31. The roulette dealer had a unique personality. He had a different spin on everything. 3.2 stars
32. The pilot was a loner but even for him flying a drone was just too remote. 3.0 stars
33. The international jewel thieves were hard to catch because they had a good ring leader. 3.4 stars
34. When the snake charmer wanted to get dressed up, she put on an extra garter. 3.1 stars
35. The hotel chef was noted for his tomfoolery and his capers. 2.6 stars
36. The concert violinist believed in exercise, consequently, he was fit as a fiddle. 3.6 stars
37. The baseball pitcher's personality needed some polish. He was a diamond in the rough. 2.9 stars
38. Shopaholics never die, they just sale away. 3.7 stars
39. Old pianists never die, they just adagio away. 2.2 stars
40. The mother kangaroo tried to instill good financial habits in her baby. She told him to pocket all his allowance. 2.8 stars
41. The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord. 3.6 stars
42. Soup operas were the big winners at the Cans Film Festival. 3.1 stars
43. The humorist's favorite sandwich was smoked tongue on wry. 3.2 stars
44. As usual, the chief meteorologist blustered his way through the staff meeting. 2.4 stars
45. The portrait artist made extra money as a census taker. He was good at canvasing people. 3.4 stars
46. The grammarian was very logical. He had a lot of comma sense. 3.4 stars
47. The landscaper thought gardening magazines were fun to leaf through. 3.2 stars
48. The soprano was very optimistic and always left her friends on a high note. 3.2 stars
49. Due to inclement weather, the sandwich shop wrapped up early Tuesday night. 3.1 stars
50. When I went to the International Club, I accidentally spilled coffee on a Hindu lady's dress. I told her I was very sari. 3.0 stars
51. The ophthalmologist was called to testify because he was the only eye witness. 3.6 stars
52. The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart. 3.0 stars
53. When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home. 3.7 stars
54. The church choir robes were too long and needed to be hymned. 3.4 stars
55. Every November, Mark, a member of MENSA, wishes his peers 'Happy Thinksgiving!' 2.2 stars