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Listing puns for Irish Limbo

1.	Helicopter rescue pilots have the most successful pick-up lines.
2.	Careless stair dancers are heading for a heavy landing.
3.	Interest has such accrual way of accumulating.
4.	With circular arguments the possibilities are endless.
5.	The royal pharmacist wore a tuxedo and dispensed with formalities.
6.	I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.
7.	You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!
8.	I'm not happy with this Origami clothing. It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it.
9.	It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.
10.	The cannibal hitman preferred take out food.
11.	Losing your head in an emergency is a no brainer.
12.	My famous bacon soup recipe began as an add hock meal.
13.	Weight loss mantra? Fat chants!
14.	The aspiring limbo dancer overcame his fear of crowded bars, becoming a significant underachiever.
15.	Mooning is lunacy.
16.	If you invite an insomniac to your pajama party they will be up for it.
17.	Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
18.	Cloning is a nil conceived idea.
19.	His lofty eye deal was to provide free contact lenses for Giraffes.
20.	Mummies are bound to be uptight.
21.	He learned a new Tantric at the sun clinic.
22.	Outsourcing my favourite ketchup can not have been easy.
23.	If an Egyptian tried to make me sail the long way round I'd Suez canal.
24.	The seed company turfed out my idea for ready made lawn.
25.	Prosecution of the faulty limpet mine manufacturer began but the charges just wouldn't stick.
26.	New legislation forbids anyone but Santa's family dressing up as him, and you must be named in the related clauses.
27.	The Hobbits were put in charge of collecting highway revenue because they're just so Tolkien.
28.	To insure his own survival, Bugs was aiming to see Elmer between two cross hares.
29.	Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
30.	When I'm feeling tired at work I just use my smart phone to download a nap.
31.	The other truck drivers discovered that he had been wearing French perfume - it was lorry hell.
32.	Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
33.	If the movie hero of the Matrix was a woman, would she have been called Ingrid?
34.	I have a high fidelity phone - it can only call my wife's number.
35.	My vacuum flask is hopeless and it's a top of the range model - that's the only place it will keep anything warm.
36.	Ducks don't have their palms read - they look for it on the web.
37.	Did you hear about the owl that fell for twin comedians and had two wits to woo?
38.	Contemplating my imminent root canal procedure was deeply unnerving.
39.	If a Greek deity tried on your jacket it would be Titan uncomfortable.
40.	He was teed off with his bad start, driving the ball almost beyond the green, but he was able to putt it behind him.
41.	I might study something at a university that someone once told me about - there is a degree of ambiguity there.
42.	Since her kind gift of a lemon cake I rate her as one of Madeira friends.
43.	Swine were the most influential animal of the last decade.
44.	Your golf addiction is driving a wedge between us.
45.	The luminescent Pelican triggered an air defense alert of glow bill proportions.
46.	The Origami classes saw stationery costs increase twofold.
47.	I practice debating in the mirror but I always come across as one-sided and two-faced.
48.	A prefix is what a man does just before his wife has a word with a tradesperson.
49.	Archimedes set out to invent a water pump and screwed it up.
50.	Is fear of sliced bacon irrational?
51.	An hobbituary to Tolkien appeared in each of the major newspapers, all had a familiar ring to them.
52.	My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me.
53.	The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar.
54.	Mine safety is riddled with legal pitfalls.
55.	The marine glue manufacturer's plans came unstuck and ended in insolvency.
56.	You can rely on high divers because of their deep end ability.
57.	He's a Freud of psychoanalysis.
58.	Abstinence leaves a lot to be desired.
59.	When asked to picture the perfect modern defensive weapon the Claymore springs to mine.
60.	Does Santa take his sleigh to his magic class or does he take a luge in?
61.	Each time I tried shooting blindfolded I found it an aimless pursuit.
62.	Laparoscopy shows insight.
63.	I had tried passing myself off as my twin but I couldn't live with myself.
64.	I believe I will be able to run my car on politicians promises but I'm having trouble with the fool injection system.
65.	I aspire to be a Steeplejack.
66.	Young horses need a stable environment where they are free to foal up and be reined in before they come to serious harm.
67.	The average ghost is mean spirited.
68.	It's amazing what two or more sinners can achieve together with synergy.
69.	The agreeable tennis umpire was generous to a fault.
70.	Semaphore was flagged away as a form of communication decades ago.
71.	A second chimney is superfluous.
72.	The recycled cartridge business certainly lowered the toner the neighborhood.
73.	I'm inclined to be laid back.
74.	Michelangelo's David is superior to postmodern sculpture - it's an artifact.
75.	While I was repulsed by CPR I didn't have the heart to tell the medic.
76.	He made a slow start in the sport of weightlifting but he picked it up eventually.
77.	Smoking may have ruined my lungs but my fingers are match fit.
78.	They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.