My Pun Search
Listing puns for Irish Limbo
1. | Helicopter rescue pilots have the most successful pick-up lines. | ![]() |
2. | Careless stair dancers are heading for a heavy landing. | ![]() |
3. | Interest has such accrual way of accumulating. | ![]() |
4. | With circular arguments the possibilities are endless. | ![]() |
5. | The royal pharmacist wore a tuxedo and dispensed with formalities. | ![]() |
6. | I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is. | ![]() |
7. | You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you! | ![]() |
8. | I'm not happy with this Origami clothing. It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it. | ![]() |
9. | It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you. | ![]() |
10. | The cannibal hitman preferred take out food. | ![]() |
11. | Losing your head in an emergency is a no brainer. | ![]() |
12. | My famous bacon soup recipe began as an add hock meal. | ![]() |
13. | Weight loss mantra? Fat chants! | ![]() |
14. | The aspiring limbo dancer overcame his fear of crowded bars, becoming a significant underachiever. | ![]() |
15. | Mooning is lunacy. | ![]() |
16. | If you invite an insomniac to your pajama party they will be up for it. | ![]() |
17. | Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane. | ![]() |
18. | Cloning is a nil conceived idea. | ![]() |
19. | His lofty eye deal was to provide free contact lenses for Giraffes. | ![]() |
20. | Mummies are bound to be uptight. | ![]() |
21. | He learned a new Tantric at the sun clinic. | ![]() |
22. | Outsourcing my favourite ketchup can not have been easy. | ![]() |
23. | If an Egyptian tried to make me sail the long way round I'd Suez canal. | ![]() |
24. | The seed company turfed out my idea for ready made lawn. | ![]() |
25. | Prosecution of the faulty limpet mine manufacturer began but the charges just wouldn't stick. | ![]() |
26. | New legislation forbids anyone but Santa's family dressing up as him, and you must be named in the related clauses. | ![]() |
27. | The Hobbits were put in charge of collecting highway revenue because they're just so Tolkien. | ![]() |
28. | To insure his own survival, Bugs was aiming to see Elmer between two cross hares. | ![]() |
29. | Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too. | ![]() |
30. | When I'm feeling tired at work I just use my smart phone to download a nap. | ![]() |
31. | The other truck drivers discovered that he had been wearing French perfume - it was lorry hell. | ![]() |
32. | Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants. | ![]() |
33. | If the movie hero of the Matrix was a woman, would she have been called Ingrid? | ![]() |
34. | I have a high fidelity phone - it can only call my wife's number. | ![]() |
35. | My vacuum flask is hopeless and it's a top of the range model - that's the only place it will keep anything warm. | ![]() |
36. | Ducks don't have their palms read - they look for it on the web. | ![]() |
37. | Did you hear about the owl that fell for twin comedians and had two wits to woo? | ![]() |
38. | Contemplating my imminent root canal procedure was deeply unnerving. | ![]() |
39. | If a Greek deity tried on your jacket it would be Titan uncomfortable. | ![]() |
40. | He was teed off with his bad start, driving the ball almost beyond the green, but he was able to putt it behind him. | ![]() |
41. | I might study something at a university that someone once told me about - there is a degree of ambiguity there. | ![]() |
42. | Since her kind gift of a lemon cake I rate her as one of Madeira friends. | ![]() |
43. | Swine were the most influential animal of the last decade. | ![]() |
44. | Your golf addiction is driving a wedge between us. | ![]() |
45. | The luminescent Pelican triggered an air defense alert of glow bill proportions. | ![]() |
46. | The Origami classes saw stationery costs increase twofold. | ![]() |
47. | I practice debating in the mirror but I always come across as one-sided and two-faced. | ![]() |
48. | A prefix is what a man does just before his wife has a word with a tradesperson. | ![]() |
49. | Archimedes set out to invent a water pump and screwed it up. | ![]() |
50. | Is fear of sliced bacon irrational? | ![]() |
51. | An hobbituary to Tolkien appeared in each of the major newspapers, all had a familiar ring to them. | ![]() |
52. | My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me. | ![]() |
53. | The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar. | ![]() |
54. | Mine safety is riddled with legal pitfalls. | ![]() |
55. | The marine glue manufacturer's plans came unstuck and ended in insolvency. | ![]() |
56. | You can rely on high divers because of their deep end ability. | ![]() |
57. | He's a Freud of psychoanalysis. | ![]() |
58. | Abstinence leaves a lot to be desired. | ![]() |
59. | When asked to picture the perfect modern defensive weapon the Claymore springs to mine. | ![]() |
60. | Does Santa take his sleigh to his magic class or does he take a luge in? | ![]() |
61. | Each time I tried shooting blindfolded I found it an aimless pursuit. | ![]() |
62. | Laparoscopy shows insight. | ![]() |
63. | I had tried passing myself off as my twin but I couldn't live with myself. | ![]() |
64. | I believe I will be able to run my car on politicians promises but I'm having trouble with the fool injection system. | ![]() |
65. | I aspire to be a Steeplejack. | ![]() |
66. | Young horses need a stable environment where they are free to foal up and be reined in before they come to serious harm. | ![]() |
67. | The average ghost is mean spirited. | ![]() |
68. | It's amazing what two or more sinners can achieve together with synergy. | ![]() |
69. | The agreeable tennis umpire was generous to a fault. | ![]() |
70. | Semaphore was flagged away as a form of communication decades ago. | ![]() |
71. | A second chimney is superfluous. | ![]() |
72. | The recycled cartridge business certainly lowered the toner the neighborhood. | ![]() |
73. | I'm inclined to be laid back. | ![]() |
74. | Michelangelo's David is superior to postmodern sculpture - it's an artifact. | ![]() |
75. | While I was repulsed by CPR I didn't have the heart to tell the medic. | ![]() |
76. | He made a slow start in the sport of weightlifting but he picked it up eventually. | ![]() |
77. | Smoking may have ruined my lungs but my fingers are match fit. | ![]() |
78. | They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked. | ![]() |