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1. A couch is a remote location. 3.0 stars
2. A usurer takes lots of interest in his work. 3.0 stars
3. Paratroopers pull strings to stay on the job. 3.0 stars
4. A surgeon's income is severance pay. 3.0 stars
5. A food fight is roll playing. 3.0 stars
6. A head-hunter is a safari leader. 2.5 stars
7. Provision means to favor sight. 1.7 stars
8. Forgery is why some citizens get notices to appear at a courthouse. 1.8 stars
9. A giggle is a small job for musicians. 2.5 stars
10. Loading is a small dent in the bottom of a car. 1.5 stars
11. Livelihood is an energetic gangster. 2.2 stars
12. A comfortable thief takes things easy. 3.1 stars
13. An anesthesiologist is a real knock-out. 3.1 stars
14. Everybody is the goal of a small-town mortician. 2.6 stars
15. A bad resume is a hire extinguisher. 3.6 stars
16. Dr. Frankenstein's lab was a recreation room. 3.4 stars
17. Con game money is the grift of the grab. 2.1 stars
18. Sawbones is what happened when the doctor looked at the X-ray. 2.6 stars
19. Installing auto mufflers is exhausting work. 3.6 stars
20. A hydrologist has a high-pressure job. 2.7 stars
21. Procure is used to heal a professional. 1.8 stars
22. A solitary farmer is a lone granger. 3.0 stars
23. A ghoul that dines on kangaroos is a hop goblin. 1.9 stars
24. Divers work under pressure. 3.2 stars
25. An acupuncturist keeps you on pins and needles. 2.8 stars
26. A graveyard shift is a cemetery in an earthquake. 2.7 stars
27. Lifelong counterfeiters never make any real money. 3.6 stars
28. A rabbit's warren is a hare craft. 1.5 stars
29. Pigs flying is an example of swine flew. 3.9 stars
30. Merchants are sung by a mermaid choir. 1.6 stars
31. Feather dusters are used to clean parakeets. 1.7 stars
32. A drummer who became a policeman was pounding a beat. 3.1 stars
33. The life of a lens maker is a real grind. 3.0 stars
34. Circus dogs fly through the air with the greatest of fleas. 2.7 stars
35. A croquette is a flirtatious female frog. 2.8 stars
36. A chiropractor is a lumbar jack. 3.5 stars
37. Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people. 3.9 stars
38. A university is a city in outer space. 2.8 stars
39. Bringing home very little net pay is the sign of a good trapeze acrobat. 2.5 stars
40. Watchdogs are covered with ticks. 2.9 stars
41. Shirts are pressed for cash. 2.9 stars
42. A skunk breeder is a person of phew words. 3.6 stars
43. A harbor master is in charge of berth control. 3.4 stars
44. A cowbell is what you call a lovely Southern cow. 2.5 stars
45. When the dog swallowed a bell, his bark began pealing. 1.9 stars
46. Pay for irony is wry bread. 1.9 stars
47. Notary means insufficiently ventilated. 1.6 stars
48. A storyteller is a gossipy bank employee. 2.3 stars
49. The Ferris wheel inventor is the father of the ride. 1.9 stars
50. A seal has a ball at the circus. 2.7 stars
51. Oncology is the study of car horns. 1.7 stars
52. Lungs are a pair of windbags. 2.1 stars
53. Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing. 3.3 stars
54. An angry skunk reeks his vengeance. 3.6 stars
55. A red blood count is a communist vampire. 2.7 stars
56. Santa came down with the flue. 2.8 stars
57. Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops. 2.8 stars
58. Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense. 3.0 stars
59. A contest between church choirs is the battle of the choral see. 2.3 stars
60. Driving while using a cell phone is veer-inspiring. 1.5 stars
61. Sainthood is a gangster who truly repented. 2.3 stars
62. An umbilical cord is a navel vessel. 3.2 stars
63. A golf course is a foreground. 2.6 stars
64. A dermatologist is a flesh man. 1.6 stars
65. Bookkeepers are problems for libraries. 3.1 stars
66. Labyrinths are amazing. 3.3 stars
67. Marie was curious about radium. 1.8 stars
68. Religious vultures prey for their food. 3.4 stars
69. High school grammar books are parse for the course. 2.1 stars
70. A butter is an angry goat. 2.5 stars
71. Bring about is what a boxing promoter does. 2.4 stars
72. Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in. 2.0 stars
73. A funny criminal is a silicon. 3.1 stars
74. A novice skier often jumps to contusions. 3.1 stars
75. Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle. 3.4 stars
76. A taxidermist specializes in skin for cabs. 1.7 stars
77. Attire goes on a wheel. 2.7 stars
78. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn. 3.9 stars
79. A synthesis is an essay about transgressions. 1.8 stars
80. Valentine's Day is pure cupidity. 2.3 stars
81. A TV repairman's job is to get set to work. 2.0 stars
82. To vulcanize is to become like Spock. 1.9 stars
83. You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat. 2.7 stars
84. Tire stores are highway rubbery. 3.0 stars
85. When the gastroenterologist retired, he threw in the bowel. 2.7 stars
86. Some Missouri home designers are Ozark-itects. 1.9 stars
87. A locksmith is a key employee. 3.8 stars
88. Labor contracts come just before childbirth. 2.6 stars
89. A sewer is a tailor. 1.5 stars
90. Lamp factories have light workloads. 3.6 stars
91. CPR is a near-breath experience. 3.0 stars
92. Accountant is a royal insect. 2.4 stars
93. A surgeon's comments are incisive remarks. 3.3 stars
94. Iamb a poet. 2.5 stars
95. Carrot is auto rust. 1.6 stars
96. Vampires use must use mouthwash because they have bat breath. 2.7 stars
97. Resale means to go yachting again. 1.9 stars
98. The purpose of the IT Service Department is to be a customer-server. 2.0 stars
99. Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire. 3.3 stars
100. 'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast. 2.0 stars
101. Seesaw is how you find a woodcutter. 1.8 stars
102. Doctors send patients to pool halls to find remarkable cuers. 2.3 stars
103. A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer. 3.8 stars
104. Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses. 3.0 stars
105. Ash Wednesday follows Volcanic Tuesday. 2.7 stars
106. A Valentine's Day card is a hearty note. 2.6 stars
107. Art theft is a haul of frames. 3.1 stars
108. Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone. 3.5 stars
109. A hurricane is a stick used to encourage speed. 2.7 stars
110. A ship's captain is a sails manager. 3.4 stars
111. Parking - an average sovereign. 2.3 stars
112. The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals. 2.9 stars
113. An egg pulls a cart with a yolk. 2.4 stars
114. A yak is the star of an animal talk show. 3.0 stars
115. A mosquito is the oldest known skin-diver. 3.0 stars
116. The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite. 3.5 stars
117. An avionics warning is a flier alarm. 2.7 stars
118. Digest is morbid humor. 1.8 stars
119. An embrace at a nudist colony is a bare hug. 3.4 stars
120. An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher. 3.6 stars
121. People who listen to long political speeches are bulldozers. 3.3 stars
122. When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely, he was so sad he was disheartened. 2.8 stars
123. A weeknight is a tiny nobleman. 2.7 stars
124. Some doting parents are son worshipers. 2.8 stars
125. A summer is a mathematician. 2.5 stars
126. When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed. 2.8 stars
127. When a woman returns new clothing, that's post traumatic dress syndrome. 3.2 stars
128. A cannonball is a party for artillerymen. 3.2 stars
129. The land where movies are made is called reel estate. 3.1 stars
130. Surprises is the knight in charge of awards. 2.3 stars
131. 'Because' is a word to the whys. 3.6 stars
132. A no-fly zone prohibits zippers. 3.4 stars
133. Rental agents offer quarters for dollars. 3.5 stars
134. A harp that was shaved is a bare-faced lyre. 3.0 stars
135. A shotgun is an exhausted rifle. 2.6 stars
136. Historians have extra-century perception. 3.7 stars
137. Was Noel Coward afraid of traditional Christmas music? 2.9 stars
138. Cows make noise only when they're in the mood. 3.2 stars
139. Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'. 3.2 stars
140. The patient decided against an organ transplant. Instead, he changed his mind. 3.3 stars
141. When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted. 3.8 stars
142. A glide-path is a soar spot. 2.9 stars
143. A funeral ship is a sea hearse. 3.1 stars
144. The word 'ovine' means just like ewe. 2.9 stars
145. People who teach drivers' education are roads scholars. 3.3 stars
146. With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses. 3.3 stars
147. The hoarfrost that forms on a daycare center's windows is called nursery rime. 3.0 stars
148. Dental care in Panama is called a route canal. 3.4 stars
149. The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists. 3.0 stars
150. The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column. 3.1 stars
151. When the church relocated it had an organ transplant. 3.6 stars
152. The place to trade dresses is called a frock exchange. 2.7 stars
153. A crow is a four-letter bird. 2.5 stars
154. Mathematicians are sum worshippers. 3.1 stars
155. A trick-or-treat route is a fright path. 2.3 stars
156. The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production. 3.0 stars
157. The cheap hotel was really a violin. 1.7 stars
158. Optometrists live long because they dilate. 3.8 stars