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1. Aloha is a soft laugh. 3.7 stars
2. Bisons means about boy twins. 1.8 stars
3. A whirligig is a rock band playing in a helicopter. 2.3 stars
4. A completed jigsaw puzzle is a pieceful solution. 3.8 stars
5. A groundhog is the guy who drank all his coffee. 2.0 stars
6. A craftsman is a sailor. 1.8 stars
7. An excited stag runs for deer life. 3.5 stars
8. Bank robbery is a safe job. 3.5 stars
9. A timber wolf is an animal with wooden legs. 1.7 stars
10. An apron trade is a smock exchange. 2.2 stars
11. A donkey opens the godfather's door. 1.8 stars
12. A queue at a haunted house is a line of fright. 1.8 stars
13. A play place is a stage. 1.6 stars
14. Ivory soap is used by an elephant to clean its tusks. 2.2 stars
15. A staff member is a musical note. 2.1 stars
16. An acupuncturist is a pin doctor. 2.0 stars
17. A job application is when you must spell each word write. 1.8 stars
18. A female skunk is a stinker belle. 3.0 stars
19. A kidney is a young goat's leg joint. 3.3 stars
20. Woodcraft is a log canoe. 1.6 stars
21. An easy jailbreak is a slip of the pen. 3.0 stars
22. A copier is a shared berth. 1.3 stars
23. Antelope is opposed to jogging. 2.6 stars
24. A logging site is a chopping center. 2.9 stars
25. Pathologists seldom get lost. 3.2 stars
26. A military alcoholic drink is a mug of war. 1.6 stars
27. A donation is a country full of money. 2.5 stars
28. A jungle gym is where gorillas play. 2.2 stars
29. A bookkeeper is a problem for a library. 3.6 stars
30. An angry skunk will reek its vengeance. 3.1 stars
31. Dieting fraud is high weigh robbery. 3.1 stars
32. A couch is a remote location. 3.3 stars
33. A usurer takes lots of interest in his work. 3.1 stars
34. Paratroopers pull strings to stay on the job. 3.9 stars
35. A surgeon's income is severance pay. 2.7 stars
36. A food fight is roll playing. 2.5 stars
37. A head-hunter is a safari leader. 2.4 stars
38. Provision means to favor sight. 1.8 stars
39. Forgery is why some citizens get notices to appear at a courthouse. 1.9 stars
40. A giggle is a small job for musicians. 2.5 stars
41. Loading is a small dent in the bottom of a car. 1.5 stars
42. Livelihood is an energetic gangster. 2.2 stars
43. A comfortable thief takes things easy. 3.0 stars
44. An anesthesiologist is a real knock-out. 3.1 stars
45. Everybody is the goal of a small-town mortician. 2.6 stars
46. A bad resume is a hire extinguisher. 3.6 stars
47. Dr. Frankenstein's lab was a recreation room. 3.4 stars
48. Con game money is the grift of the grab. 2.2 stars
49. Sawbones is what happened when the doctor looked at the X-ray. 2.6 stars
50. Installing auto mufflers is exhausting work. 3.6 stars
51. A hydrologist has a high-pressure job. 2.7 stars
52. Procure is used to heal a professional. 1.8 stars
53. A solitary farmer is a lone granger. 3.0 stars
54. A ghoul that dines on kangaroos is a hop goblin. 1.9 stars
55. Divers work under pressure. 3.2 stars
56. An acupuncturist keeps you on pins and needles. 2.8 stars
57. A graveyard shift is a cemetery in an earthquake. 2.7 stars
58. Lifelong counterfeiters never make any real money. 3.6 stars
59. A rabbit's warren is a hare craft. 1.5 stars
60. Pigs flying is an example of swine flew. 3.9 stars
61. Merchants are sung by a mermaid choir. 1.7 stars
62. Feather dusters are used to clean parakeets. 1.7 stars
63. A drummer who became a policeman was pounding a beat. 3.1 stars
64. The life of a lens maker is a real grind. 3.0 stars
65. Circus dogs fly through the air with the greatest of fleas. 2.7 stars
66. A croquette is a flirtatious female frog. 2.8 stars
67. A chiropractor is a lumbar jack. 3.5 stars
68. Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people. 3.9 stars
69. A university is a city in outer space. 2.8 stars
70. Bringing home very little net pay is the sign of a good trapeze acrobat. 2.5 stars
71. Watchdogs are covered with ticks. 2.9 stars
72. Shirts are pressed for cash. 2.9 stars
73. A skunk breeder is a person of phew words. 3.6 stars
74. A harbor master is in charge of berth control. 3.3 stars
75. A cowbell is what you call a lovely Southern cow. 2.5 stars
76. When the dog swallowed a bell, his bark began pealing. 1.9 stars
77. Pay for irony is wry bread. 1.9 stars
78. Notary means insufficiently ventilated. 1.6 stars
79. A storyteller is a gossipy bank employee. 2.3 stars
80. The Ferris wheel inventor is the father of the ride. 1.9 stars
81. A seal has a ball at the circus. 2.7 stars
82. Oncology is the study of car horns. 1.7 stars
83. Lungs are a pair of windbags. 2.1 stars
84. Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing. 3.3 stars
85. An angry skunk reeks his vengeance. 3.6 stars
86. A red blood count is a communist vampire. 2.7 stars
87. Santa came down with the flue. 2.8 stars
88. Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops. 2.8 stars
89. Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense. 3.0 stars
90. A contest between church choirs is the battle of the choral see. 2.3 stars
91. Driving while using a cell phone is veer-inspiring. 1.5 stars
92. Sainthood is a gangster who truly repented. 2.3 stars
93. An umbilical cord is a navel vessel. 3.2 stars
94. A golf course is a foreground. 2.5 stars
95. A dermatologist is a flesh man. 1.6 stars
96. Bookkeepers are problems for libraries. 3.1 stars
97. Labyrinths are amazing. 3.3 stars
98. Marie was curious about radium. 1.8 stars
99. Religious vultures prey for their food. 3.4 stars
100. High school grammar books are parse for the course. 2.2 stars
101. A butter is an angry goat. 2.5 stars
102. Bring about is what a boxing promoter does. 2.4 stars
103. Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in. 2.1 stars
104. A funny criminal is a silicon. 3.1 stars
105. A novice skier often jumps to contusions. 3.1 stars
106. Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle. 3.4 stars
107. A taxidermist specializes in skin for cabs. 1.7 stars
108. Attire goes on a wheel. 2.7 stars
109. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn. 3.9 stars
110. A synthesis is an essay about transgressions. 1.8 stars
111. Valentine's Day is pure cupidity. 2.4 stars
112. A TV repairman's job is to get set to work. 2.0 stars
113. To vulcanize is to become like Spock. 1.9 stars
114. You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat. 2.7 stars
115. Tire stores are highway rubbery. 3.0 stars
116. When the gastroenterologist retired, he threw in the bowel. 2.7 stars
117. Some Missouri home designers are Ozark-itects. 1.9 stars
118. A locksmith is a key employee. 3.7 stars
119. Labor contracts come just before childbirth. 2.6 stars
120. A sewer is a tailor. 1.6 stars
121. Lamp factories have light workloads. 3.6 stars
122. CPR is a near-breath experience. 3.0 stars
123. Accountant is a royal insect. 2.4 stars
124. A surgeon's comments are incisive remarks. 3.3 stars
125. Iamb a poet. 2.5 stars
126. Carrot is auto rust. 1.7 stars
127. Vampires use must use mouthwash because they have bat breath. 2.7 stars
128. Resale means to go yachting again. 1.9 stars
129. The purpose of the IT Service Department is to be a customer-server. 2.0 stars
130. Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire. 3.3 stars
131. 'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast. 2.0 stars
132. Seesaw is how you find a woodcutter. 1.8 stars
133. Doctors send patients to pool halls to find remarkable cuers. 2.3 stars
134. A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer. 3.8 stars
135. Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses. 3.0 stars
136. Ash Wednesday follows Volcanic Tuesday. 2.8 stars
137. A Valentine's Day card is a hearty note. 2.6 stars
138. Art theft is a haul of frames. 3.1 stars
139. Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone. 3.5 stars
140. A hurricane is a stick used to encourage speed. 2.7 stars
141. A ship's captain is a sails manager. 3.4 stars
142. Parking - an average sovereign. 2.3 stars
143. The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals. 2.9 stars
144. An egg pulls a cart with a yolk. 2.4 stars
145. A yak is the star of an animal talk show. 3.0 stars
146. A mosquito is the oldest known skin-diver. 3.0 stars
147. The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite. 3.5 stars
148. An avionics warning is a flier alarm. 2.7 stars
149. Digest is morbid humor. 1.8 stars
150. An embrace at a nudist colony is a bare hug. 3.4 stars
151. An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher. 3.6 stars
152. People who listen to long political speeches are bulldozers. 3.3 stars
153. When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely, he was so sad he was disheartened. 2.8 stars
154. A weeknight is a tiny nobleman. 2.7 stars
155. Some doting parents are son worshipers. 2.8 stars
156. A summer is a mathematician. 2.4 stars
157. When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed. 2.8 stars
158. When a woman returns new clothing, that's post traumatic dress syndrome. 3.2 stars
159. A cannonball is a party for artillerymen. 3.2 stars
160. The land where movies are made is called reel estate. 3.1 stars
161. Surprises is the knight in charge of awards. 2.3 stars
162. 'Because' is a word to the whys. 3.6 stars
163. A no-fly zone prohibits zippers. 3.4 stars
164. Rental agents offer quarters for dollars. 3.5 stars
165. A harp that was shaved is a bare-faced lyre. 3.0 stars
166. A shotgun is an exhausted rifle. 2.6 stars
167. Historians have extra-century perception. 3.7 stars
168. Was Noel Coward afraid of traditional Christmas music? 2.9 stars
169. Cows make noise only when they're in the mood. 3.2 stars
170. Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'. 3.2 stars
171. The patient decided against an organ transplant. Instead, he changed his mind. 3.3 stars
172. When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted. 3.8 stars
173. A glide-path is a soar spot. 3.0 stars
174. A funeral ship is a sea hearse. 3.1 stars
175. The word 'ovine' means just like ewe. 2.9 stars
176. People who teach drivers' education are roads scholars. 3.3 stars
177. With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses. 3.3 stars
178. The hoarfrost that forms on a daycare center's windows is called nursery rime. 3.0 stars
179. Dental care in Panama is called a route canal. 3.4 stars
180. The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists. 3.0 stars
181. The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column. 3.1 stars
182. When the church relocated it had an organ transplant. 3.6 stars
183. The place to trade dresses is called a frock exchange. 2.7 stars
184. A crow is a four-letter bird. 2.5 stars
185. Mathematicians are sum worshippers. 3.1 stars
186. A trick-or-treat route is a fright path. 2.3 stars
187. The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production. 3.0 stars
188. The cheap hotel was really a violin. 1.7 stars
189. Optometrists live long because they dilate. 3.8 stars