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1. A donation is a country full of money. 2.5 stars
2. A jungle gym is where gorillas play. 2.2 stars
3. A bookkeeper is a problem for a library. 3.6 stars
4. An angry skunk will reek its vengeance. 3.1 stars
5. Dieting fraud is high weigh robbery. 3.1 stars
6. A couch is a remote location. 3.3 stars
7. A usurer takes lots of interest in his work. 3.1 stars
8. Paratroopers pull strings to stay on the job. 4.0 stars
9. A surgeon's income is severance pay. 2.7 stars
10. A food fight is roll playing. 2.5 stars
11. A head-hunter is a safari leader. 2.4 stars
12. Provision means to favor sight. 1.8 stars
13. Forgery is why some citizens get notices to appear at a courthouse. 1.9 stars
14. A giggle is a small job for musicians. 2.5 stars
15. Loading is a small dent in the bottom of a car. 1.5 stars
16. Livelihood is an energetic gangster. 2.2 stars
17. A comfortable thief takes things easy. 3.0 stars
18. An anesthesiologist is a real knock-out. 3.1 stars
19. Everybody is the goal of a small-town mortician. 2.6 stars
20. A bad resume is a hire extinguisher. 3.6 stars
21. Dr. Frankenstein's lab was a recreation room. 3.4 stars
22. Con game money is the grift of the grab. 2.2 stars
23. Sawbones is what happened when the doctor looked at the X-ray. 2.6 stars
24. Installing auto mufflers is exhausting work. 3.6 stars
25. A hydrologist has a high-pressure job. 2.7 stars
26. Procure is used to heal a professional. 1.8 stars
27. A solitary farmer is a lone granger. 3.0 stars
28. A ghoul that dines on kangaroos is a hop goblin. 1.9 stars
29. Divers work under pressure. 3.2 stars
30. An acupuncturist keeps you on pins and needles. 2.8 stars
31. A graveyard shift is a cemetery in an earthquake. 2.7 stars
32. Lifelong counterfeiters never make any real money. 3.6 stars
33. A rabbit's warren is a hare craft. 1.5 stars
34. Pigs flying is an example of swine flew. 3.9 stars
35. Merchants are sung by a mermaid choir. 1.6 stars
36. Feather dusters are used to clean parakeets. 1.7 stars
37. A drummer who became a policeman was pounding a beat. 3.1 stars
38. The life of a lens maker is a real grind. 3.0 stars
39. Circus dogs fly through the air with the greatest of fleas. 2.7 stars
40. A croquette is a flirtatious female frog. 2.8 stars
41. A chiropractor is a lumbar jack. 3.5 stars
42. Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people. 3.9 stars
43. A university is a city in outer space. 2.8 stars
44. Bringing home very little net pay is the sign of a good trapeze acrobat. 2.5 stars
45. Watchdogs are covered with ticks. 2.9 stars
46. Shirts are pressed for cash. 2.9 stars
47. A skunk breeder is a person of phew words. 3.6 stars
48. A harbor master is in charge of berth control. 3.4 stars
49. A cowbell is what you call a lovely Southern cow. 2.5 stars
50. When the dog swallowed a bell, his bark began pealing. 1.9 stars
51. Pay for irony is wry bread. 1.9 stars
52. Notary means insufficiently ventilated. 1.6 stars
53. A storyteller is a gossipy bank employee. 2.3 stars
54. The Ferris wheel inventor is the father of the ride. 1.9 stars
55. A seal has a ball at the circus. 2.7 stars
56. Oncology is the study of car horns. 1.7 stars
57. Lungs are a pair of windbags. 2.1 stars
58. Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing. 3.3 stars
59. An angry skunk reeks his vengeance. 3.6 stars
60. A red blood count is a communist vampire. 2.7 stars
61. Santa came down with the flue. 2.8 stars
62. Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops. 2.8 stars
63. Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense. 3.0 stars
64. A contest between church choirs is the battle of the choral see. 2.3 stars
65. Driving while using a cell phone is veer-inspiring. 1.5 stars
66. Sainthood is a gangster who truly repented. 2.3 stars
67. An umbilical cord is a navel vessel. 3.2 stars
68. A golf course is a foreground. 2.6 stars
69. A dermatologist is a flesh man. 1.6 stars
70. Bookkeepers are problems for libraries. 3.1 stars
71. Labyrinths are amazing. 3.3 stars
72. Marie was curious about radium. 1.8 stars
73. Religious vultures prey for their food. 3.4 stars
74. High school grammar books are parse for the course. 2.1 stars
75. A butter is an angry goat. 2.5 stars
76. Bring about is what a boxing promoter does. 2.4 stars
77. Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in. 2.0 stars
78. A funny criminal is a silicon. 3.1 stars
79. A novice skier often jumps to contusions. 3.1 stars
80. Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle. 3.4 stars
81. A taxidermist specializes in skin for cabs. 1.7 stars
82. Attire goes on a wheel. 2.7 stars
83. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn. 3.9 stars
84. A synthesis is an essay about transgressions. 1.8 stars
85. Valentine's Day is pure cupidity. 2.3 stars
86. A TV repairman's job is to get set to work. 2.0 stars
87. To vulcanize is to become like Spock. 1.9 stars
88. You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat. 2.7 stars
89. Tire stores are highway rubbery. 3.0 stars
90. When the gastroenterologist retired, he threw in the bowel. 2.7 stars
91. Some Missouri home designers are Ozark-itects. 1.9 stars
92. A locksmith is a key employee. 3.8 stars
93. Labor contracts come just before childbirth. 2.6 stars
94. A sewer is a tailor. 1.6 stars
95. Lamp factories have light workloads. 3.6 stars
96. CPR is a near-breath experience. 3.1 stars
97. Accountant is a royal insect. 2.4 stars
98. A surgeon's comments are incisive remarks. 3.3 stars
99. Iamb a poet. 2.5 stars
100. Carrot is auto rust. 1.6 stars
101. Vampires use must use mouthwash because they have bat breath. 2.7 stars
102. Resale means to go yachting again. 1.9 stars
103. The purpose of the IT Service Department is to be a customer-server. 2.0 stars
104. Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire. 3.3 stars
105. 'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast. 2.0 stars
106. Seesaw is how you find a woodcutter. 1.8 stars
107. Doctors send patients to pool halls to find remarkable cuers. 2.3 stars
108. A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer. 3.8 stars
109. Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses. 3.0 stars
110. Ash Wednesday follows Volcanic Tuesday. 2.8 stars
111. A Valentine's Day card is a hearty note. 2.6 stars
112. Art theft is a haul of frames. 3.1 stars
113. Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone. 3.5 stars
114. A hurricane is a stick used to encourage speed. 2.7 stars
115. A ship's captain is a sails manager. 3.4 stars
116. Parking - an average sovereign. 2.3 stars
117. The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals. 2.9 stars
118. An egg pulls a cart with a yolk. 2.4 stars
119. A yak is the star of an animal talk show. 3.0 stars
120. A mosquito is the oldest known skin-diver. 3.0 stars
121. The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite. 3.5 stars
122. An avionics warning is a flier alarm. 2.7 stars
123. Digest is morbid humor. 1.8 stars
124. An embrace at a nudist colony is a bare hug. 3.4 stars
125. An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher. 3.6 stars
126. People who listen to long political speeches are bulldozers. 3.3 stars
127. When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely, he was so sad he was disheartened. 2.8 stars
128. A weeknight is a tiny nobleman. 2.7 stars
129. Some doting parents are son worshipers. 2.8 stars
130. A summer is a mathematician. 2.5 stars
131. When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed. 2.8 stars
132. When a woman returns new clothing, that's post traumatic dress syndrome. 3.2 stars
133. A cannonball is a party for artillerymen. 3.2 stars
134. The land where movies are made is called reel estate. 3.1 stars
135. Surprises is the knight in charge of awards. 2.3 stars
136. 'Because' is a word to the whys. 3.6 stars
137. A no-fly zone prohibits zippers. 3.4 stars
138. Rental agents offer quarters for dollars. 3.5 stars
139. A harp that was shaved is a bare-faced lyre. 3.0 stars
140. A shotgun is an exhausted rifle. 2.6 stars
141. Historians have extra-century perception. 3.7 stars
142. Was Noel Coward afraid of traditional Christmas music? 2.9 stars
143. Cows make noise only when they're in the mood. 3.2 stars
144. Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'. 3.2 stars
145. The patient decided against an organ transplant. Instead, he changed his mind. 3.3 stars
146. When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted. 3.8 stars
147. A glide-path is a soar spot. 2.9 stars
148. A funeral ship is a sea hearse. 3.1 stars
149. The word 'ovine' means just like ewe. 2.9 stars
150. People who teach drivers' education are roads scholars. 3.3 stars
151. With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses. 3.3 stars
152. The hoarfrost that forms on a daycare center's windows is called nursery rime. 3.0 stars
153. Dental care in Panama is called a route canal. 3.4 stars
154. The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists. 3.0 stars
155. The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column. 3.1 stars
156. When the church relocated it had an organ transplant. 3.6 stars
157. The place to trade dresses is called a frock exchange. 2.7 stars
158. A crow is a four-letter bird. 2.5 stars
159. Mathematicians are sum worshippers. 3.1 stars
160. A trick-or-treat route is a fright path. 2.3 stars
161. The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production. 3.0 stars
162. The cheap hotel was really a violin. 1.7 stars
163. Optometrists live long because they dilate. 3.8 stars