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1. A queue at a haunted house is a line of fright. 3.0 stars
2. A play place is a stage. 3.0 stars
3. Ivory soap is used by an elephant to clean its tusks. 3.0 stars
4. A staff member is a musical note. 2.1 stars
5. An acupuncturist is a pin doctor. 2.0 stars
6. A job application is when you must spell each word write. 1.8 stars
7. A female skunk is a stinker belle. 3.0 stars
8. A kidney is a young goat's leg joint. 3.3 stars
9. Woodcraft is a log canoe. 1.6 stars
10. An easy jailbreak is a slip of the pen. 3.0 stars
11. A copier is a shared berth. 1.3 stars
12. Antelope is opposed to jogging. 2.6 stars
13. A logging site is a chopping center. 2.9 stars
14. Pathologists seldom get lost. 3.2 stars
15. A military alcoholic drink is a mug of war. 1.6 stars
16. A donation is a country full of money. 2.5 stars
17. A jungle gym is where gorillas play. 2.2 stars
18. A bookkeeper is a problem for a library. 3.6 stars
19. An angry skunk will reek its vengeance. 3.1 stars
20. Dieting fraud is high weigh robbery. 3.1 stars
21. A couch is a remote location. 3.3 stars
22. A usurer takes lots of interest in his work. 3.1 stars
23. Paratroopers pull strings to stay on the job. 4.0 stars
24. A surgeon's income is severance pay. 2.7 stars
25. A food fight is roll playing. 2.5 stars
26. A head-hunter is a safari leader. 2.4 stars
27. Provision means to favor sight. 1.8 stars
28. Forgery is why some citizens get notices to appear at a courthouse. 1.9 stars
29. A giggle is a small job for musicians. 2.5 stars
30. Loading is a small dent in the bottom of a car. 1.5 stars
31. Livelihood is an energetic gangster. 2.2 stars
32. A comfortable thief takes things easy. 3.0 stars
33. An anesthesiologist is a real knock-out. 3.1 stars
34. Everybody is the goal of a small-town mortician. 2.6 stars
35. A bad resume is a hire extinguisher. 3.6 stars
36. Dr. Frankenstein's lab was a recreation room. 3.4 stars
37. Con game money is the grift of the grab. 2.2 stars
38. Sawbones is what happened when the doctor looked at the X-ray. 2.6 stars
39. Installing auto mufflers is exhausting work. 3.6 stars
40. A hydrologist has a high-pressure job. 2.7 stars
41. Procure is used to heal a professional. 1.8 stars
42. A solitary farmer is a lone granger. 3.0 stars
43. A ghoul that dines on kangaroos is a hop goblin. 1.9 stars
44. Divers work under pressure. 3.2 stars
45. An acupuncturist keeps you on pins and needles. 2.8 stars
46. A graveyard shift is a cemetery in an earthquake. 2.7 stars
47. Lifelong counterfeiters never make any real money. 3.6 stars
48. A rabbit's warren is a hare craft. 1.5 stars
49. Pigs flying is an example of swine flew. 3.9 stars
50. Merchants are sung by a mermaid choir. 1.7 stars
51. Feather dusters are used to clean parakeets. 1.7 stars
52. A drummer who became a policeman was pounding a beat. 3.1 stars
53. The life of a lens maker is a real grind. 3.0 stars
54. Circus dogs fly through the air with the greatest of fleas. 2.7 stars
55. A croquette is a flirtatious female frog. 2.8 stars
56. A chiropractor is a lumbar jack. 3.5 stars
57. Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people. 3.9 stars
58. A university is a city in outer space. 2.8 stars
59. Bringing home very little net pay is the sign of a good trapeze acrobat. 2.5 stars
60. Watchdogs are covered with ticks. 2.9 stars
61. Shirts are pressed for cash. 2.9 stars
62. A skunk breeder is a person of phew words. 3.6 stars
63. A harbor master is in charge of berth control. 3.3 stars
64. A cowbell is what you call a lovely Southern cow. 2.5 stars
65. When the dog swallowed a bell, his bark began pealing. 1.9 stars
66. Pay for irony is wry bread. 1.9 stars
67. Notary means insufficiently ventilated. 1.6 stars
68. A storyteller is a gossipy bank employee. 2.3 stars
69. The Ferris wheel inventor is the father of the ride. 1.9 stars
70. A seal has a ball at the circus. 2.7 stars
71. Oncology is the study of car horns. 1.7 stars
72. Lungs are a pair of windbags. 2.0 stars
73. Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing. 3.3 stars
74. An angry skunk reeks his vengeance. 3.6 stars
75. A red blood count is a communist vampire. 2.7 stars
76. Santa came down with the flue. 2.8 stars
77. Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops. 2.8 stars
78. Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense. 3.0 stars
79. A contest between church choirs is the battle of the choral see. 2.3 stars
80. Driving while using a cell phone is veer-inspiring. 1.5 stars
81. Sainthood is a gangster who truly repented. 2.3 stars
82. An umbilical cord is a navel vessel. 3.2 stars
83. A golf course is a foreground. 2.5 stars
84. A dermatologist is a flesh man. 1.6 stars
85. Bookkeepers are problems for libraries. 3.1 stars
86. Labyrinths are amazing. 3.3 stars
87. Marie was curious about radium. 1.8 stars
88. Religious vultures prey for their food. 3.4 stars
89. High school grammar books are parse for the course. 2.1 stars
90. A butter is an angry goat. 2.5 stars
91. Bring about is what a boxing promoter does. 2.4 stars
92. Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in. 2.0 stars
93. A funny criminal is a silicon. 3.1 stars
94. A novice skier often jumps to contusions. 3.1 stars
95. Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle. 3.4 stars
96. A taxidermist specializes in skin for cabs. 1.7 stars
97. Attire goes on a wheel. 2.7 stars
98. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn. 3.9 stars
99. A synthesis is an essay about transgressions. 1.8 stars
100. Valentine's Day is pure cupidity. 2.3 stars
101. A TV repairman's job is to get set to work. 2.0 stars
102. To vulcanize is to become like Spock. 1.9 stars
103. You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat. 2.7 stars
104. Tire stores are highway rubbery. 3.0 stars
105. When the gastroenterologist retired, he threw in the bowel. 2.7 stars
106. Some Missouri home designers are Ozark-itects. 1.9 stars
107. A locksmith is a key employee. 3.8 stars
108. Labor contracts come just before childbirth. 2.6 stars
109. A sewer is a tailor. 1.6 stars
110. Lamp factories have light workloads. 3.6 stars
111. CPR is a near-breath experience. 3.0 stars
112. Accountant is a royal insect. 2.4 stars
113. A surgeon's comments are incisive remarks. 3.3 stars
114. Iamb a poet. 2.5 stars
115. Carrot is auto rust. 1.6 stars
116. Vampires use must use mouthwash because they have bat breath. 2.7 stars
117. Resale means to go yachting again. 1.9 stars
118. The purpose of the IT Service Department is to be a customer-server. 2.0 stars
119. Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire. 3.3 stars
120. 'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast. 2.0 stars
121. Seesaw is how you find a woodcutter. 1.8 stars
122. Doctors send patients to pool halls to find remarkable cuers. 2.3 stars
123. A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer. 3.8 stars
124. Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses. 3.0 stars
125. Ash Wednesday follows Volcanic Tuesday. 2.8 stars
126. A Valentine's Day card is a hearty note. 2.6 stars
127. Art theft is a haul of frames. 3.1 stars
128. Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone. 3.5 stars
129. A hurricane is a stick used to encourage speed. 2.7 stars
130. A ship's captain is a sails manager. 3.4 stars
131. Parking - an average sovereign. 2.3 stars
132. The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals. 2.9 stars
133. An egg pulls a cart with a yolk. 2.4 stars
134. A yak is the star of an animal talk show. 3.0 stars
135. A mosquito is the oldest known skin-diver. 3.0 stars
136. The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite. 3.5 stars
137. An avionics warning is a flier alarm. 2.7 stars
138. Digest is morbid humor. 1.8 stars
139. An embrace at a nudist colony is a bare hug. 3.4 stars
140. An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher. 3.6 stars
141. People who listen to long political speeches are bulldozers. 3.3 stars
142. When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely, he was so sad he was disheartened. 2.8 stars
143. A weeknight is a tiny nobleman. 2.7 stars
144. Some doting parents are son worshipers. 2.8 stars
145. A summer is a mathematician. 2.4 stars
146. When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed. 2.8 stars
147. When a woman returns new clothing, that's post traumatic dress syndrome. 3.2 stars
148. A cannonball is a party for artillerymen. 3.2 stars
149. The land where movies are made is called reel estate. 3.1 stars
150. Surprises is the knight in charge of awards. 2.3 stars
151. 'Because' is a word to the whys. 3.6 stars
152. A no-fly zone prohibits zippers. 3.4 stars
153. Rental agents offer quarters for dollars. 3.5 stars
154. A harp that was shaved is a bare-faced lyre. 3.0 stars
155. A shotgun is an exhausted rifle. 2.6 stars
156. Historians have extra-century perception. 3.7 stars
157. Was Noel Coward afraid of traditional Christmas music? 2.9 stars
158. Cows make noise only when they're in the mood. 3.2 stars
159. Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'. 3.2 stars
160. The patient decided against an organ transplant. Instead, he changed his mind. 3.3 stars
161. When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted. 3.8 stars
162. A glide-path is a soar spot. 3.0 stars
163. A funeral ship is a sea hearse. 3.1 stars
164. The word 'ovine' means just like ewe. 2.9 stars
165. People who teach drivers' education are roads scholars. 3.3 stars
166. With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses. 3.3 stars
167. The hoarfrost that forms on a daycare center's windows is called nursery rime. 3.0 stars
168. Dental care in Panama is called a route canal. 3.4 stars
169. The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists. 3.0 stars
170. The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column. 3.1 stars
171. When the church relocated it had an organ transplant. 3.6 stars
172. The place to trade dresses is called a frock exchange. 2.7 stars
173. A crow is a four-letter bird. 2.5 stars
174. Mathematicians are sum worshippers. 3.1 stars
175. A trick-or-treat route is a fright path. 2.3 stars
176. The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production. 3.0 stars
177. The cheap hotel was really a violin. 1.7 stars
178. Optometrists live long because they dilate. 3.8 stars