My Pun Search
Listing puns for Joseph Leff
1. | A copier is a shared berth. | ![]() |
2. | Antelope is opposed to jogging. | ![]() |
3. | A logging site is a chopping center. | ![]() |
4. | Pathologists seldom get lost. | ![]() |
5. | A military alcoholic drink is a mug of war. | ![]() |
6. | A donation is a country full of money. | ![]() |
7. | A jungle gym is where gorillas play. | ![]() |
8. | A bookkeeper is a problem for a library. | ![]() |
9. | An angry skunk will reek its vengeance. | ![]() |
10. | Dieting fraud is high weigh robbery. | ![]() |
11. | A couch is a remote location. | ![]() |
12. | A usurer takes lots of interest in his work. | ![]() |
13. | Paratroopers pull strings to stay on the job. | ![]() |
14. | A surgeon's income is severance pay. | ![]() |
15. | A food fight is roll playing. | ![]() |
16. | A head-hunter is a safari leader. | ![]() |
17. | Provision means to favor sight. | ![]() |
18. | Forgery is why some citizens get notices to appear at a courthouse. | ![]() |
19. | A giggle is a small job for musicians. | ![]() |
20. | Loading is a small dent in the bottom of a car. | ![]() |
21. | Livelihood is an energetic gangster. | ![]() |
22. | A comfortable thief takes things easy. | ![]() |
23. | An anesthesiologist is a real knock-out. | ![]() |
24. | Everybody is the goal of a small-town mortician. | ![]() |
25. | A bad resume is a hire extinguisher. | ![]() |
26. | Dr. Frankenstein's lab was a recreation room. | ![]() |
27. | Con game money is the grift of the grab. | ![]() |
28. | Sawbones is what happened when the doctor looked at the X-ray. | ![]() |
29. | Installing auto mufflers is exhausting work. | ![]() |
30. | A hydrologist has a high-pressure job. | ![]() |
31. | Procure is used to heal a professional. | ![]() |
32. | A solitary farmer is a lone granger. | ![]() |
33. | A ghoul that dines on kangaroos is a hop goblin. | ![]() |
34. | Divers work under pressure. | ![]() |
35. | An acupuncturist keeps you on pins and needles. | ![]() |
36. | A graveyard shift is a cemetery in an earthquake. | ![]() |
37. | Lifelong counterfeiters never make any real money. | ![]() |
38. | A rabbit's warren is a hare craft. | ![]() |
39. | Pigs flying is an example of swine flew. | ![]() |
40. | Merchants are sung by a mermaid choir. | ![]() |
41. | Feather dusters are used to clean parakeets. | ![]() |
42. | A drummer who became a policeman was pounding a beat. | ![]() |
43. | The life of a lens maker is a real grind. | ![]() |
44. | Circus dogs fly through the air with the greatest of fleas. | ![]() |
45. | A croquette is a flirtatious female frog. | ![]() |
46. | A chiropractor is a lumbar jack. | ![]() |
47. | Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people. | ![]() |
48. | A university is a city in outer space. | ![]() |
49. | Bringing home very little net pay is the sign of a good trapeze acrobat. | ![]() |
50. | Watchdogs are covered with ticks. | ![]() |
51. | Shirts are pressed for cash. | ![]() |
52. | A skunk breeder is a person of phew words. | ![]() |
53. | A harbor master is in charge of berth control. | ![]() |
54. | A cowbell is what you call a lovely Southern cow. | ![]() |
55. | When the dog swallowed a bell, his bark began pealing. | ![]() |
56. | Pay for irony is wry bread. | ![]() |
57. | Notary means insufficiently ventilated. | ![]() |
58. | A storyteller is a gossipy bank employee. | ![]() |
59. | The Ferris wheel inventor is the father of the ride. | ![]() |
60. | A seal has a ball at the circus. | ![]() |
61. | Oncology is the study of car horns. | ![]() |
62. | Lungs are a pair of windbags. | ![]() |
63. | Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing. | ![]() |
64. | An angry skunk reeks his vengeance. | ![]() |
65. | A red blood count is a communist vampire. | ![]() |
66. | Santa came down with the flue. | ![]() |
67. | Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops. | ![]() |
68. | Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense. | ![]() |
69. | A contest between church choirs is the battle of the choral see. | ![]() |
70. | Driving while using a cell phone is veer-inspiring. | ![]() |
71. | Sainthood is a gangster who truly repented. | ![]() |
72. | An umbilical cord is a navel vessel. | ![]() |
73. | A golf course is a foreground. | ![]() |
74. | A dermatologist is a flesh man. | ![]() |
75. | Bookkeepers are problems for libraries. | ![]() |
76. | Labyrinths are amazing. | ![]() |
77. | Marie was curious about radium. | ![]() |
78. | Religious vultures prey for their food. | ![]() |
79. | High school grammar books are parse for the course. | ![]() |
80. | A butter is an angry goat. | ![]() |
81. | Bring about is what a boxing promoter does. | ![]() |
82. | Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in. | ![]() |
83. | A funny criminal is a silicon. | ![]() |
84. | A novice skier often jumps to contusions. | ![]() |
85. | Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle. | ![]() |
86. | A taxidermist specializes in skin for cabs. | ![]() |
87. | Attire goes on a wheel. | ![]() |
88. | When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn. | ![]() |
89. | A synthesis is an essay about transgressions. | ![]() |
90. | Valentine's Day is pure cupidity. | ![]() |
91. | A TV repairman's job is to get set to work. | ![]() |
92. | To vulcanize is to become like Spock. | ![]() |
93. | You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat. | ![]() |
94. | Tire stores are highway rubbery. | ![]() |
95. | When the gastroenterologist retired, he threw in the bowel. | ![]() |
96. | Some Missouri home designers are Ozark-itects. | ![]() |
97. | A locksmith is a key employee. | ![]() |
98. | Labor contracts come just before childbirth. | ![]() |
99. | A sewer is a tailor. | ![]() |
100. | Lamp factories have light workloads. | ![]() |
101. | CPR is a near-breath experience. | ![]() |
102. | Accountant is a royal insect. | ![]() |
103. | A surgeon's comments are incisive remarks. | ![]() |
104. | Iamb a poet. | ![]() |
105. | Carrot is auto rust. | ![]() |
106. | Vampires use must use mouthwash because they have bat breath. | ![]() |
107. | Resale means to go yachting again. | ![]() |
108. | The purpose of the IT Service Department is to be a customer-server. | ![]() |
109. | Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire. | ![]() |
110. | 'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast. | ![]() |
111. | Seesaw is how you find a woodcutter. | ![]() |
112. | Doctors send patients to pool halls to find remarkable cuers. | ![]() |
113. | A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer. | ![]() |
114. | Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses. | ![]() |
115. | Ash Wednesday follows Volcanic Tuesday. | ![]() |
116. | A Valentine's Day card is a hearty note. | ![]() |
117. | Art theft is a haul of frames. | ![]() |
118. | Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone. | ![]() |
119. | A hurricane is a stick used to encourage speed. | ![]() |
120. | A ship's captain is a sails manager. | ![]() |
121. | Parking - an average sovereign. | ![]() |
122. | The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals. | ![]() |
123. | An egg pulls a cart with a yolk. | ![]() |
124. | A yak is the star of an animal talk show. | ![]() |
125. | A mosquito is the oldest known skin-diver. | ![]() |
126. | The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite. | ![]() |
127. | An avionics warning is a flier alarm. | ![]() |
128. | Digest is morbid humor. | ![]() |
129. | An embrace at a nudist colony is a bare hug. | ![]() |
130. | An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher. | ![]() |
131. | People who listen to long political speeches are bulldozers. | ![]() |
132. | When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely, he was so sad he was disheartened. | ![]() |
133. | A weeknight is a tiny nobleman. | ![]() |
134. | Some doting parents are son worshipers. | ![]() |
135. | A summer is a mathematician. | ![]() |
136. | When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed. | ![]() |
137. | When a woman returns new clothing, that's post traumatic dress syndrome. | ![]() |
138. | A cannonball is a party for artillerymen. | ![]() |
139. | The land where movies are made is called reel estate. | ![]() |
140. | Surprises is the knight in charge of awards. | ![]() |
141. | 'Because' is a word to the whys. | ![]() |
142. | A no-fly zone prohibits zippers. | ![]() |
143. | Rental agents offer quarters for dollars. | ![]() |
144. | A harp that was shaved is a bare-faced lyre. | ![]() |
145. | A shotgun is an exhausted rifle. | ![]() |
146. | Historians have extra-century perception. | ![]() |
147. | Was Noel Coward afraid of traditional Christmas music? | ![]() |
148. | Cows make noise only when they're in the mood. | ![]() |
149. | Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'. | ![]() |
150. | The patient decided against an organ transplant. Instead, he changed his mind. | ![]() |
151. | When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted. | ![]() |
152. | A glide-path is a soar spot. | ![]() |
153. | A funeral ship is a sea hearse. | ![]() |
154. | The word 'ovine' means just like ewe. | ![]() |
155. | People who teach drivers' education are roads scholars. | ![]() |
156. | With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses. | ![]() |
157. | The hoarfrost that forms on a daycare center's windows is called nursery rime. | ![]() |
158. | Dental care in Panama is called a route canal. | ![]() |
159. | The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists. | ![]() |
160. | The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column. | ![]() |
161. | When the church relocated it had an organ transplant. | ![]() |
162. | The place to trade dresses is called a frock exchange. | ![]() |
163. | A crow is a four-letter bird. | ![]() |
164. | Mathematicians are sum worshippers. | ![]() |
165. | A trick-or-treat route is a fright path. | ![]() |
166. | The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production. | ![]() |
167. | The cheap hotel was really a violin. | ![]() |
168. | Optometrists live long because they dilate. | ![]() |