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1. Midwife is the second wife of three. 3.0 stars
2. A school of fish is where you learn about the ABCs. 3.0 stars
3. A paratrooper pulls strings to stay on the job. 3.5 stars
4. Commuters live in a clock-eyed world. 2.2 stars
5. A seaman is forging ahead when he writes graffiti on bathroom walls. 1.8 stars
6. A surgeon who does a cut-rate operation is a cheap doctor. 2.0 stars
7. A chicken on a roller coaster is a cause of cheep thrills. 2.6 stars
8. Maids are weapons of muss destruction. 2.3 stars
9. Caesar salad means she notices her food. 2.2 stars
10. Morsel is the aim of the marketing department. 2.4 stars
11. Routines are dental procedures. 1.7 stars
12. Checking account means verifying testimony. 2.0 stars
13. A bargain is a tavern's profit. 2.8 stars
14. A water chess nut loves to play chess aboard ships. 1.9 stars
15. A debutante is having a ball. 2.0 stars
16. Fairgrounds are mediocre coffee. 2.7 stars
17. An apprentice housekeeper is maid to order. 3.6 stars
18. A goat giving birth is just kidding. 4.0 stars
19. A courthouse is where you can play indoor tennis. 2.2 stars
20. A spinal cord is the sound of a back breaking. 2.2 stars
21. Ratify is how a witch turns a person into a rodent. 2.9 stars
22. Aloha is a soft laugh. 3.7 stars
23. Bisons means about boy twins. 1.8 stars
24. A whirligig is a rock band playing in a helicopter. 2.3 stars
25. A completed jigsaw puzzle is a pieceful solution. 3.8 stars
26. A groundhog is the guy who drank all his coffee. 2.0 stars
27. A craftsman is a sailor. 1.8 stars
28. An excited stag runs for deer life. 3.5 stars
29. Bank robbery is a safe job. 3.6 stars
30. A timber wolf is an animal with wooden legs. 1.7 stars
31. An apron trade is a smock exchange. 2.2 stars
32. A donkey opens the godfather's door. 1.7 stars
33. A queue at a haunted house is a line of fright. 1.8 stars
34. A play place is a stage. 1.6 stars
35. Ivory soap is used by an elephant to clean its tusks. 2.2 stars
36. A staff member is a musical note. 2.2 stars
37. An acupuncturist is a pin doctor. 2.0 stars
38. A job application is when you must spell each word write. 1.8 stars
39. A female skunk is a stinker belle. 3.0 stars
40. A kidney is a young goat's leg joint. 3.4 stars
41. Woodcraft is a log canoe. 1.6 stars
42. An easy jailbreak is a slip of the pen. 3.0 stars
43. A copier is a shared berth. 1.3 stars
44. Antelope is opposed to jogging. 2.6 stars
45. A logging site is a chopping center. 2.9 stars
46. Pathologists seldom get lost. 3.2 stars
47. A military alcoholic drink is a mug of war. 1.6 stars
48. A donation is a country full of money. 2.5 stars
49. A jungle gym is where gorillas play. 2.2 stars
50. A bookkeeper is a problem for a library. 3.6 stars
51. An angry skunk will reek its vengeance. 3.1 stars
52. Dieting fraud is high weigh robbery. 3.1 stars
53. A couch is a remote location. 3.3 stars
54. A usurer takes lots of interest in his work. 3.1 stars
55. Paratroopers pull strings to stay on the job. 3.9 stars
56. A surgeon's income is severance pay. 2.7 stars
57. A food fight is roll playing. 2.5 stars
58. A head-hunter is a safari leader. 2.4 stars
59. Provision means to favor sight. 1.8 stars
60. Forgery is why some citizens get notices to appear at a courthouse. 1.9 stars
61. A giggle is a small job for musicians. 2.5 stars
62. Loading is a small dent in the bottom of a car. 1.5 stars
63. Livelihood is an energetic gangster. 2.2 stars
64. A comfortable thief takes things easy. 3.0 stars
65. An anesthesiologist is a real knock-out. 3.1 stars
66. Everybody is the goal of a small-town mortician. 2.6 stars
67. A bad resume is a hire extinguisher. 3.6 stars
68. Dr. Frankenstein's lab was a recreation room. 3.4 stars
69. Con game money is the grift of the grab. 2.2 stars
70. Sawbones is what happened when the doctor looked at the X-ray. 2.6 stars
71. Installing auto mufflers is exhausting work. 3.6 stars
72. A hydrologist has a high-pressure job. 2.7 stars
73. Procure is used to heal a professional. 1.8 stars
74. A solitary farmer is a lone granger. 3.0 stars
75. A ghoul that dines on kangaroos is a hop goblin. 1.9 stars
76. Divers work under pressure. 3.2 stars
77. An acupuncturist keeps you on pins and needles. 2.8 stars
78. A graveyard shift is a cemetery in an earthquake. 2.7 stars
79. Lifelong counterfeiters never make any real money. 3.7 stars
80. A rabbit's warren is a hare craft. 1.5 stars
81. Pigs flying is an example of swine flew. 3.9 stars
82. Merchants are sung by a mermaid choir. 1.7 stars
83. Feather dusters are used to clean parakeets. 1.7 stars
84. A drummer who became a policeman was pounding a beat. 3.1 stars
85. The life of a lens maker is a real grind. 3.0 stars
86. Circus dogs fly through the air with the greatest of fleas. 2.7 stars
87. A croquette is a flirtatious female frog. 2.8 stars
88. A chiropractor is a lumbar jack. 3.5 stars
89. Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people. 3.9 stars
90. A university is a city in outer space. 2.8 stars
91. Bringing home very little net pay is the sign of a good trapeze acrobat. 2.5 stars
92. Watchdogs are covered with ticks. 2.9 stars
93. Shirts are pressed for cash. 2.9 stars
94. A skunk breeder is a person of phew words. 3.6 stars
95. A harbor master is in charge of berth control. 3.4 stars
96. A cowbell is what you call a lovely Southern cow. 2.5 stars
97. When the dog swallowed a bell, his bark began pealing. 1.9 stars
98. Pay for irony is wry bread. 1.9 stars
99. Notary means insufficiently ventilated. 1.6 stars
100. A storyteller is a gossipy bank employee. 2.3 stars
101. The Ferris wheel inventor is the father of the ride. 1.9 stars
102. A seal has a ball at the circus. 2.7 stars
103. Oncology is the study of car horns. 1.7 stars
104. Lungs are a pair of windbags. 2.1 stars
105. Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing. 3.3 stars
106. An angry skunk reeks his vengeance. 3.6 stars
107. A red blood count is a communist vampire. 2.7 stars
108. Santa came down with the flue. 2.8 stars
109. Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops. 2.8 stars
110. Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense. 3.0 stars
111. A contest between church choirs is the battle of the choral see. 2.3 stars
112. Driving while using a cell phone is veer-inspiring. 1.5 stars
113. Sainthood is a gangster who truly repented. 2.3 stars
114. An umbilical cord is a navel vessel. 3.2 stars
115. A golf course is a foreground. 2.5 stars
116. A dermatologist is a flesh man. 1.6 stars
117. Bookkeepers are problems for libraries. 3.1 stars
118. Labyrinths are amazing. 3.3 stars
119. Marie was curious about radium. 1.8 stars
120. Religious vultures prey for their food. 3.4 stars
121. High school grammar books are parse for the course. 2.2 stars
122. A butter is an angry goat. 2.5 stars
123. Bring about is what a boxing promoter does. 2.4 stars
124. Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in. 2.1 stars
125. A funny criminal is a silicon. 3.1 stars
126. A novice skier often jumps to contusions. 3.1 stars
127. Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle. 3.4 stars
128. A taxidermist specializes in skin for cabs. 1.7 stars
129. Attire goes on a wheel. 2.7 stars
130. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn. 3.9 stars
131. A synthesis is an essay about transgressions. 1.8 stars
132. Valentine's Day is pure cupidity. 2.4 stars
133. A TV repairman's job is to get set to work. 2.0 stars
134. To vulcanize is to become like Spock. 1.9 stars
135. You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat. 2.7 stars
136. Tire stores are highway rubbery. 3.0 stars
137. When the gastroenterologist retired, he threw in the bowel. 2.7 stars
138. Some Missouri home designers are Ozark-itects. 1.9 stars
139. A locksmith is a key employee. 3.7 stars
140. Labor contracts come just before childbirth. 2.6 stars
141. A sewer is a tailor. 1.6 stars
142. Lamp factories have light workloads. 3.6 stars
143. CPR is a near-breath experience. 3.0 stars
144. Accountant is a royal insect. 2.4 stars
145. A surgeon's comments are incisive remarks. 3.3 stars
146. Iamb a poet. 2.5 stars
147. Carrot is auto rust. 1.7 stars
148. Vampires use must use mouthwash because they have bat breath. 2.7 stars
149. Resale means to go yachting again. 1.9 stars
150. The purpose of the IT Service Department is to be a customer-server. 2.0 stars
151. Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire. 3.3 stars
152. 'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast. 2.0 stars
153. Seesaw is how you find a woodcutter. 1.8 stars
154. Doctors send patients to pool halls to find remarkable cuers. 2.3 stars
155. A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer. 3.8 stars
156. Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses. 3.0 stars
157. Ash Wednesday follows Volcanic Tuesday. 2.8 stars
158. A Valentine's Day card is a hearty note. 2.6 stars
159. Art theft is a haul of frames. 3.1 stars
160. Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone. 3.5 stars
161. A hurricane is a stick used to encourage speed. 2.7 stars
162. A ship's captain is a sails manager. 3.4 stars
163. Parking - an average sovereign. 2.3 stars
164. The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals. 2.9 stars
165. An egg pulls a cart with a yolk. 2.4 stars
166. A yak is the star of an animal talk show. 3.0 stars
167. A mosquito is the oldest known skin-diver. 3.0 stars
168. The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite. 3.5 stars
169. An avionics warning is a flier alarm. 2.7 stars
170. Digest is morbid humor. 1.8 stars
171. An embrace at a nudist colony is a bare hug. 3.4 stars
172. An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher. 3.6 stars
173. People who listen to long political speeches are bulldozers. 3.3 stars
174. When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely, he was so sad he was disheartened. 2.8 stars
175. A weeknight is a tiny nobleman. 2.7 stars
176. Some doting parents are son worshipers. 2.8 stars
177. A summer is a mathematician. 2.4 stars
178. When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed. 2.8 stars
179. When a woman returns new clothing, that's post traumatic dress syndrome. 3.2 stars
180. A cannonball is a party for artillerymen. 3.2 stars
181. The land where movies are made is called reel estate. 3.1 stars
182. Surprises is the knight in charge of awards. 2.3 stars
183. 'Because' is a word to the whys. 3.6 stars
184. A no-fly zone prohibits zippers. 3.4 stars
185. Rental agents offer quarters for dollars. 3.5 stars
186. A harp that was shaved is a bare-faced lyre. 3.0 stars
187. A shotgun is an exhausted rifle. 2.6 stars
188. Historians have extra-century perception. 3.7 stars
189. Was Noel Coward afraid of traditional Christmas music? 2.9 stars
190. Cows make noise only when they're in the mood. 3.2 stars
191. Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'. 3.2 stars
192. The patient decided against an organ transplant. Instead, he changed his mind. 3.3 stars
193. When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted. 3.8 stars
194. A glide-path is a soar spot. 3.0 stars
195. A funeral ship is a sea hearse. 3.1 stars
196. The word 'ovine' means just like ewe. 2.9 stars
197. People who teach drivers' education are roads scholars. 3.3 stars
198. With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses. 3.3 stars
199. The hoarfrost that forms on a daycare center's windows is called nursery rime. 3.0 stars
200. Dental care in Panama is called a route canal. 3.4 stars
201. The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists. 2.9 stars
202. The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column. 3.1 stars
203. When the church relocated it had an organ transplant. 3.6 stars
204. The place to trade dresses is called a frock exchange. 2.7 stars
205. A crow is a four-letter bird. 2.5 stars
206. Mathematicians are sum worshippers. 3.0 stars
207. A trick-or-treat route is a fright path. 2.3 stars
208. The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production. 3.0 stars
209. The cheap hotel was really a violin. 1.7 stars
210. Optometrists live long because they dilate. 3.8 stars