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1. Dr. Frankenstein's lab was a recreation room. 3.1 stars
2. Con game money is the grift of the grab. 2.1 stars
3. Sawbones is what happened when the doctor looked at the X-ray. 2.6 stars
4. Installing auto mufflers is exhausting work. 3.7 stars
5. A hydrologist has a high-pressure job. 2.8 stars
6. Procure is used to heal a professional. 1.8 stars
7. A solitary farmer is a lone granger. 3.0 stars
8. A ghoul that dines on kangaroos is a hop goblin. 1.9 stars
9. Divers work under pressure. 3.2 stars
10. An acupuncturist keeps you on pins and needles. 2.7 stars
11. A graveyard shift is a cemetery in an earthquake. 2.7 stars
12. Lifelong counterfeiters never make any real money. 3.6 stars
13. A rabbit's warren is a hare craft. 1.5 stars
14. Pigs flying is an example of swine flew. 3.9 stars
15. Merchants are sung by a mermaid choir. 1.6 stars
16. Feather dusters are used to clean parakeets. 1.7 stars
17. A drummer who became a policeman was pounding a beat. 3.1 stars
18. The life of a lens maker is a real grind. 3.0 stars
19. Circus dogs fly through the air with the greatest of fleas. 2.7 stars
20. A croquette is a flirtatious female frog. 2.8 stars
21. A chiropractor is a lumbar jack. 3.5 stars
22. Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people. 3.9 stars
23. A university is a city in outer space. 2.8 stars
24. Bringing home very little net pay is the sign of a good trapeze acrobat. 2.5 stars
25. Watchdogs are covered with ticks. 2.9 stars
26. Shirts are pressed for cash. 2.9 stars
27. A skunk breeder is a person of phew words. 3.6 stars
28. A harbor master is in charge of berth control. 3.4 stars
29. A cowbell is what you call a lovely Southern cow. 2.5 stars
30. When the dog swallowed a bell, his bark began pealing. 1.9 stars
31. Pay for irony is wry bread. 1.9 stars
32. Notary means insufficiently ventilated. 1.6 stars
33. A storyteller is a gossipy bank employee. 2.3 stars
34. The Ferris wheel inventor is the father of the ride. 1.9 stars
35. A seal has a ball at the circus. 2.7 stars
36. Oncology is the study of car horns. 1.7 stars
37. Lungs are a pair of windbags. 2.1 stars
38. Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing. 3.3 stars
39. An angry skunk reeks his vengeance. 3.6 stars
40. A red blood count is a communist vampire. 2.7 stars
41. Santa came down with the flue. 2.8 stars
42. Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops. 2.8 stars
43. Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense. 3.0 stars
44. A contest between church choirs is the battle of the choral see. 2.3 stars
45. Driving while using a cell phone is veer-inspiring. 1.5 stars
46. Sainthood is a gangster who truly repented. 2.3 stars
47. An umbilical cord is a navel vessel. 3.2 stars
48. A golf course is a foreground. 2.6 stars
49. A dermatologist is a flesh man. 1.6 stars
50. Bookkeepers are problems for libraries. 3.1 stars
51. Labyrinths are amazing. 3.3 stars
52. Marie was curious about radium. 1.8 stars
53. Religious vultures prey for their food. 3.4 stars
54. High school grammar books are parse for the course. 2.1 stars
55. A butter is an angry goat. 2.5 stars
56. Bring about is what a boxing promoter does. 2.4 stars
57. Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in. 2.0 stars
58. A funny criminal is a silicon. 3.1 stars
59. A novice skier often jumps to contusions. 3.1 stars
60. Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle. 3.4 stars
61. A taxidermist specializes in skin for cabs. 1.7 stars
62. Attire goes on a wheel. 2.7 stars
63. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn. 3.9 stars
64. A synthesis is an essay about transgressions. 1.8 stars
65. Valentine's Day is pure cupidity. 2.3 stars
66. A TV repairman's job is to get set to work. 2.0 stars
67. To vulcanize is to become like Spock. 1.9 stars
68. You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat. 2.7 stars
69. Tire stores are highway rubbery. 3.0 stars
70. When the gastroenterologist retired, he threw in the bowel. 2.7 stars
71. Some Missouri home designers are Ozark-itects. 1.9 stars
72. A locksmith is a key employee. 3.8 stars
73. Labor contracts come just before childbirth. 2.6 stars
74. A sewer is a tailor. 1.5 stars
75. Lamp factories have light workloads. 3.6 stars
76. CPR is a near-breath experience. 3.0 stars
77. Accountant is a royal insect. 2.4 stars
78. A surgeon's comments are incisive remarks. 3.3 stars
79. Iamb a poet. 2.5 stars
80. Carrot is auto rust. 1.6 stars
81. Vampires use must use mouthwash because they have bat breath. 2.7 stars
82. Resale means to go yachting again. 1.9 stars
83. The purpose of the IT Service Department is to be a customer-server. 2.0 stars
84. Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire. 3.3 stars
85. 'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast. 2.0 stars
86. Seesaw is how you find a woodcutter. 1.8 stars
87. Doctors send patients to pool halls to find remarkable cuers. 2.3 stars
88. A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer. 3.8 stars
89. Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses. 3.0 stars
90. Ash Wednesday follows Volcanic Tuesday. 2.7 stars
91. A Valentine's Day card is a hearty note. 2.6 stars
92. Art theft is a haul of frames. 3.1 stars
93. Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone. 3.5 stars
94. A hurricane is a stick used to encourage speed. 2.7 stars
95. A ship's captain is a sails manager. 3.4 stars
96. Parking - an average sovereign. 2.3 stars
97. The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals. 2.9 stars
98. An egg pulls a cart with a yolk. 2.4 stars
99. A yak is the star of an animal talk show. 3.0 stars
100. A mosquito is the oldest known skin-diver. 3.0 stars
101. The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite. 3.5 stars
102. An avionics warning is a flier alarm. 2.7 stars
103. Digest is morbid humor. 1.8 stars
104. An embrace at a nudist colony is a bare hug. 3.4 stars
105. An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher. 3.6 stars
106. People who listen to long political speeches are bulldozers. 3.3 stars
107. When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely, he was so sad he was disheartened. 2.8 stars
108. A weeknight is a tiny nobleman. 2.7 stars
109. Some doting parents are son worshipers. 2.8 stars
110. A summer is a mathematician. 2.5 stars
111. When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed. 2.8 stars
112. When a woman returns new clothing, that's post traumatic dress syndrome. 3.2 stars
113. A cannonball is a party for artillerymen. 3.2 stars
114. The land where movies are made is called reel estate. 3.1 stars
115. Surprises is the knight in charge of awards. 2.3 stars
116. 'Because' is a word to the whys. 3.6 stars
117. A no-fly zone prohibits zippers. 3.4 stars
118. Rental agents offer quarters for dollars. 3.5 stars
119. A harp that was shaved is a bare-faced lyre. 3.0 stars
120. A shotgun is an exhausted rifle. 2.6 stars
121. Historians have extra-century perception. 3.7 stars
122. Was Noel Coward afraid of traditional Christmas music? 2.9 stars
123. Cows make noise only when they're in the mood. 3.2 stars
124. Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'. 3.2 stars
125. The patient decided against an organ transplant. Instead, he changed his mind. 3.3 stars
126. When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted. 3.8 stars
127. A glide-path is a soar spot. 3.0 stars
128. A funeral ship is a sea hearse. 3.1 stars
129. The word 'ovine' means just like ewe. 2.9 stars
130. People who teach drivers' education are roads scholars. 3.3 stars
131. With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses. 3.3 stars
132. The hoarfrost that forms on a daycare center's windows is called nursery rime. 3.0 stars
133. Dental care in Panama is called a route canal. 3.4 stars
134. The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists. 3.0 stars
135. The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column. 3.1 stars
136. When the church relocated it had an organ transplant. 3.6 stars
137. The place to trade dresses is called a frock exchange. 2.7 stars
138. A crow is a four-letter bird. 2.5 stars
139. Mathematicians are sum worshippers. 3.1 stars
140. A trick-or-treat route is a fright path. 2.3 stars
141. The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production. 3.0 stars
142. The cheap hotel was really a violin. 1.7 stars
143. Optometrists live long because they dilate. 3.7 stars