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1. A job application is when you must spell each word write. 1.9 stars
2. A female skunk is a stinker belle. 3.0 stars
3. A kidney is a young goat's leg joint. 3.3 stars
4. Woodcraft is a log canoe. 1.6 stars
5. An easy jailbreak is a slip of the pen. 3.0 stars
6. A copier is a shared berth. 1.3 stars
7. Antelope is opposed to jogging. 2.6 stars
8. A logging site is a chopping center. 2.9 stars
9. Pathologists seldom get lost. 3.2 stars
10. A military alcoholic drink is a mug of war. 1.6 stars
11. A donation is a country full of money. 2.5 stars
12. A jungle gym is where gorillas play. 2.2 stars
13. A bookkeeper is a problem for a library. 3.6 stars
14. An angry skunk will reek its vengeance. 3.1 stars
15. Dieting fraud is high weigh robbery. 3.1 stars
16. A couch is a remote location. 3.3 stars
17. A usurer takes lots of interest in his work. 3.1 stars
18. Paratroopers pull strings to stay on the job. 4.0 stars
19. A surgeon's income is severance pay. 2.7 stars
20. A food fight is roll playing. 2.5 stars
21. A head-hunter is a safari leader. 2.4 stars
22. Provision means to favor sight. 1.8 stars
23. Forgery is why some citizens get notices to appear at a courthouse. 1.9 stars
24. A giggle is a small job for musicians. 2.5 stars
25. Loading is a small dent in the bottom of a car. 1.5 stars
26. Livelihood is an energetic gangster. 2.2 stars
27. A comfortable thief takes things easy. 3.0 stars
28. An anesthesiologist is a real knock-out. 3.1 stars
29. Everybody is the goal of a small-town mortician. 2.6 stars
30. A bad resume is a hire extinguisher. 3.6 stars
31. Dr. Frankenstein's lab was a recreation room. 3.4 stars
32. Con game money is the grift of the grab. 2.2 stars
33. Sawbones is what happened when the doctor looked at the X-ray. 2.6 stars
34. Installing auto mufflers is exhausting work. 3.6 stars
35. A hydrologist has a high-pressure job. 2.7 stars
36. Procure is used to heal a professional. 1.8 stars
37. A solitary farmer is a lone granger. 3.0 stars
38. A ghoul that dines on kangaroos is a hop goblin. 1.9 stars
39. Divers work under pressure. 3.2 stars
40. An acupuncturist keeps you on pins and needles. 2.8 stars
41. A graveyard shift is a cemetery in an earthquake. 2.7 stars
42. Lifelong counterfeiters never make any real money. 3.6 stars
43. A rabbit's warren is a hare craft. 1.5 stars
44. Pigs flying is an example of swine flew. 3.9 stars
45. Merchants are sung by a mermaid choir. 1.7 stars
46. Feather dusters are used to clean parakeets. 1.7 stars
47. A drummer who became a policeman was pounding a beat. 3.1 stars
48. The life of a lens maker is a real grind. 3.0 stars
49. Circus dogs fly through the air with the greatest of fleas. 2.7 stars
50. A croquette is a flirtatious female frog. 2.8 stars
51. A chiropractor is a lumbar jack. 3.5 stars
52. Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people. 3.9 stars
53. A university is a city in outer space. 2.8 stars
54. Bringing home very little net pay is the sign of a good trapeze acrobat. 2.5 stars
55. Watchdogs are covered with ticks. 2.9 stars
56. Shirts are pressed for cash. 2.9 stars
57. A skunk breeder is a person of phew words. 3.6 stars
58. A harbor master is in charge of berth control. 3.3 stars
59. A cowbell is what you call a lovely Southern cow. 2.5 stars
60. When the dog swallowed a bell, his bark began pealing. 1.9 stars
61. Pay for irony is wry bread. 1.9 stars
62. Notary means insufficiently ventilated. 1.6 stars
63. A storyteller is a gossipy bank employee. 2.3 stars
64. The Ferris wheel inventor is the father of the ride. 1.9 stars
65. A seal has a ball at the circus. 2.7 stars
66. Oncology is the study of car horns. 1.7 stars
67. Lungs are a pair of windbags. 2.0 stars
68. Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing. 3.3 stars
69. An angry skunk reeks his vengeance. 3.6 stars
70. A red blood count is a communist vampire. 2.7 stars
71. Santa came down with the flue. 2.8 stars
72. Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops. 2.8 stars
73. Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense. 3.0 stars
74. A contest between church choirs is the battle of the choral see. 2.3 stars
75. Driving while using a cell phone is veer-inspiring. 1.5 stars
76. Sainthood is a gangster who truly repented. 2.3 stars
77. An umbilical cord is a navel vessel. 3.2 stars
78. A golf course is a foreground. 2.5 stars
79. A dermatologist is a flesh man. 1.6 stars
80. Bookkeepers are problems for libraries. 3.1 stars
81. Labyrinths are amazing. 3.3 stars
82. Marie was curious about radium. 1.8 stars
83. Religious vultures prey for their food. 3.4 stars
84. High school grammar books are parse for the course. 2.1 stars
85. A butter is an angry goat. 2.5 stars
86. Bring about is what a boxing promoter does. 2.4 stars
87. Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in. 2.0 stars
88. A funny criminal is a silicon. 3.1 stars
89. A novice skier often jumps to contusions. 3.1 stars
90. Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle. 3.4 stars
91. A taxidermist specializes in skin for cabs. 1.7 stars
92. Attire goes on a wheel. 2.7 stars
93. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn. 3.9 stars
94. A synthesis is an essay about transgressions. 1.8 stars
95. Valentine's Day is pure cupidity. 2.3 stars
96. A TV repairman's job is to get set to work. 2.0 stars
97. To vulcanize is to become like Spock. 1.9 stars
98. You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat. 2.7 stars
99. Tire stores are highway rubbery. 3.0 stars
100. When the gastroenterologist retired, he threw in the bowel. 2.7 stars
101. Some Missouri home designers are Ozark-itects. 1.9 stars
102. A locksmith is a key employee. 3.8 stars
103. Labor contracts come just before childbirth. 2.6 stars
104. A sewer is a tailor. 1.6 stars
105. Lamp factories have light workloads. 3.6 stars
106. CPR is a near-breath experience. 3.0 stars
107. Accountant is a royal insect. 2.4 stars
108. A surgeon's comments are incisive remarks. 3.3 stars
109. Iamb a poet. 2.5 stars
110. Carrot is auto rust. 1.6 stars
111. Vampires use must use mouthwash because they have bat breath. 2.7 stars
112. Resale means to go yachting again. 1.9 stars
113. The purpose of the IT Service Department is to be a customer-server. 2.0 stars
114. Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire. 3.3 stars
115. 'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast. 2.0 stars
116. Seesaw is how you find a woodcutter. 1.8 stars
117. Doctors send patients to pool halls to find remarkable cuers. 2.3 stars
118. A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer. 3.8 stars
119. Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses. 3.0 stars
120. Ash Wednesday follows Volcanic Tuesday. 2.8 stars
121. A Valentine's Day card is a hearty note. 2.6 stars
122. Art theft is a haul of frames. 3.1 stars
123. Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone. 3.5 stars
124. A hurricane is a stick used to encourage speed. 2.7 stars
125. A ship's captain is a sails manager. 3.4 stars
126. Parking - an average sovereign. 2.3 stars
127. The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals. 2.9 stars
128. An egg pulls a cart with a yolk. 2.4 stars
129. A yak is the star of an animal talk show. 3.0 stars
130. A mosquito is the oldest known skin-diver. 3.0 stars
131. The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite. 3.5 stars
132. An avionics warning is a flier alarm. 2.7 stars
133. Digest is morbid humor. 1.8 stars
134. An embrace at a nudist colony is a bare hug. 3.4 stars
135. An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher. 3.6 stars
136. People who listen to long political speeches are bulldozers. 3.3 stars
137. When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely, he was so sad he was disheartened. 2.8 stars
138. A weeknight is a tiny nobleman. 2.7 stars
139. Some doting parents are son worshipers. 2.8 stars
140. A summer is a mathematician. 2.5 stars
141. When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed. 2.8 stars
142. When a woman returns new clothing, that's post traumatic dress syndrome. 3.2 stars
143. A cannonball is a party for artillerymen. 3.2 stars
144. The land where movies are made is called reel estate. 3.1 stars
145. Surprises is the knight in charge of awards. 2.3 stars
146. 'Because' is a word to the whys. 3.6 stars
147. A no-fly zone prohibits zippers. 3.4 stars
148. Rental agents offer quarters for dollars. 3.5 stars
149. A harp that was shaved is a bare-faced lyre. 3.0 stars
150. A shotgun is an exhausted rifle. 2.6 stars
151. Historians have extra-century perception. 3.7 stars
152. Was Noel Coward afraid of traditional Christmas music? 2.9 stars
153. Cows make noise only when they're in the mood. 3.2 stars
154. Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'. 3.2 stars
155. The patient decided against an organ transplant. Instead, he changed his mind. 3.3 stars
156. When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted. 3.8 stars
157. A glide-path is a soar spot. 3.0 stars
158. A funeral ship is a sea hearse. 3.1 stars
159. The word 'ovine' means just like ewe. 2.9 stars
160. People who teach drivers' education are roads scholars. 3.3 stars
161. With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses. 3.3 stars
162. The hoarfrost that forms on a daycare center's windows is called nursery rime. 3.0 stars
163. Dental care in Panama is called a route canal. 3.4 stars
164. The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists. 3.0 stars
165. The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column. 3.1 stars
166. When the church relocated it had an organ transplant. 3.6 stars
167. The place to trade dresses is called a frock exchange. 2.7 stars
168. A crow is a four-letter bird. 2.5 stars
169. Mathematicians are sum worshippers. 3.1 stars
170. A trick-or-treat route is a fright path. 2.3 stars
171. The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production. 3.0 stars
172. The cheap hotel was really a violin. 1.7 stars
173. Optometrists live long because they dilate. 3.8 stars