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1. A completed jigsaw puzzle is a pieceful solution. 3.6 stars
2. A groundhog is the guy who drank all his coffee. 2.0 stars
3. A craftsman is a sailor. 1.8 stars
4. An excited stag runs for deer life. 3.6 stars
5. Bank robbery is a safe job. 3.6 stars
6. A timber wolf is an animal with wooden legs. 1.6 stars
7. An apron trade is a smock exchange. 2.2 stars
8. A donkey opens the godfather's door. 1.8 stars
9. A queue at a haunted house is a line of fright. 1.8 stars
10. A play place is a stage. 1.6 stars
11. Ivory soap is used by an elephant to clean its tusks. 2.2 stars
12. A staff member is a musical note. 2.1 stars
13. An acupuncturist is a pin doctor. 1.9 stars
14. A job application is when you must spell each word write. 1.8 stars
15. A female skunk is a stinker belle. 3.0 stars
16. A kidney is a young goat's leg joint. 3.3 stars
17. Woodcraft is a log canoe. 1.6 stars
18. An easy jailbreak is a slip of the pen. 3.0 stars
19. A copier is a shared berth. 1.3 stars
20. Antelope is opposed to jogging. 2.6 stars
21. A logging site is a chopping center. 2.9 stars
22. Pathologists seldom get lost. 3.2 stars
23. A military alcoholic drink is a mug of war. 1.6 stars
24. A donation is a country full of money. 2.5 stars
25. A jungle gym is where gorillas play. 2.2 stars
26. A bookkeeper is a problem for a library. 3.6 stars
27. An angry skunk will reek its vengeance. 3.1 stars
28. Dieting fraud is high weigh robbery. 3.1 stars
29. A couch is a remote location. 3.3 stars
30. A usurer takes lots of interest in his work. 3.1 stars
31. Paratroopers pull strings to stay on the job. 4.0 stars
32. A surgeon's income is severance pay. 2.7 stars
33. A food fight is roll playing. 2.5 stars
34. A head-hunter is a safari leader. 2.4 stars
35. Provision means to favor sight. 1.8 stars
36. Forgery is why some citizens get notices to appear at a courthouse. 1.9 stars
37. A giggle is a small job for musicians. 2.5 stars
38. Loading is a small dent in the bottom of a car. 1.5 stars
39. Livelihood is an energetic gangster. 2.2 stars
40. A comfortable thief takes things easy. 3.0 stars
41. An anesthesiologist is a real knock-out. 3.1 stars
42. Everybody is the goal of a small-town mortician. 2.6 stars
43. A bad resume is a hire extinguisher. 3.6 stars
44. Dr. Frankenstein's lab was a recreation room. 3.4 stars
45. Con game money is the grift of the grab. 2.2 stars
46. Sawbones is what happened when the doctor looked at the X-ray. 2.6 stars
47. Installing auto mufflers is exhausting work. 3.6 stars
48. A hydrologist has a high-pressure job. 2.7 stars
49. Procure is used to heal a professional. 1.8 stars
50. A solitary farmer is a lone granger. 3.0 stars
51. A ghoul that dines on kangaroos is a hop goblin. 1.9 stars
52. Divers work under pressure. 3.2 stars
53. An acupuncturist keeps you on pins and needles. 2.8 stars
54. A graveyard shift is a cemetery in an earthquake. 2.7 stars
55. Lifelong counterfeiters never make any real money. 3.6 stars
56. A rabbit's warren is a hare craft. 1.5 stars
57. Pigs flying is an example of swine flew. 3.9 stars
58. Merchants are sung by a mermaid choir. 1.7 stars
59. Feather dusters are used to clean parakeets. 1.7 stars
60. A drummer who became a policeman was pounding a beat. 3.1 stars
61. The life of a lens maker is a real grind. 3.0 stars
62. Circus dogs fly through the air with the greatest of fleas. 2.7 stars
63. A croquette is a flirtatious female frog. 2.8 stars
64. A chiropractor is a lumbar jack. 3.5 stars
65. Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people. 3.9 stars
66. A university is a city in outer space. 2.8 stars
67. Bringing home very little net pay is the sign of a good trapeze acrobat. 2.5 stars
68. Watchdogs are covered with ticks. 2.9 stars
69. Shirts are pressed for cash. 2.9 stars
70. A skunk breeder is a person of phew words. 3.6 stars
71. A harbor master is in charge of berth control. 3.3 stars
72. A cowbell is what you call a lovely Southern cow. 2.5 stars
73. When the dog swallowed a bell, his bark began pealing. 1.9 stars
74. Pay for irony is wry bread. 1.9 stars
75. Notary means insufficiently ventilated. 1.6 stars
76. A storyteller is a gossipy bank employee. 2.3 stars
77. The Ferris wheel inventor is the father of the ride. 1.9 stars
78. A seal has a ball at the circus. 2.7 stars
79. Oncology is the study of car horns. 1.7 stars
80. Lungs are a pair of windbags. 2.0 stars
81. Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing. 3.3 stars
82. An angry skunk reeks his vengeance. 3.6 stars
83. A red blood count is a communist vampire. 2.7 stars
84. Santa came down with the flue. 2.8 stars
85. Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops. 2.8 stars
86. Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense. 3.0 stars
87. A contest between church choirs is the battle of the choral see. 2.3 stars
88. Driving while using a cell phone is veer-inspiring. 1.5 stars
89. Sainthood is a gangster who truly repented. 2.3 stars
90. An umbilical cord is a navel vessel. 3.2 stars
91. A golf course is a foreground. 2.5 stars
92. A dermatologist is a flesh man. 1.6 stars
93. Bookkeepers are problems for libraries. 3.1 stars
94. Labyrinths are amazing. 3.3 stars
95. Marie was curious about radium. 1.8 stars
96. Religious vultures prey for their food. 3.4 stars
97. High school grammar books are parse for the course. 2.1 stars
98. A butter is an angry goat. 2.5 stars
99. Bring about is what a boxing promoter does. 2.4 stars
100. Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in. 2.1 stars
101. A funny criminal is a silicon. 3.1 stars
102. A novice skier often jumps to contusions. 3.1 stars
103. Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle. 3.4 stars
104. A taxidermist specializes in skin for cabs. 1.7 stars
105. Attire goes on a wheel. 2.7 stars
106. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn. 3.9 stars
107. A synthesis is an essay about transgressions. 1.8 stars
108. Valentine's Day is pure cupidity. 2.3 stars
109. A TV repairman's job is to get set to work. 2.0 stars
110. To vulcanize is to become like Spock. 1.9 stars
111. You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat. 2.7 stars
112. Tire stores are highway rubbery. 3.0 stars
113. When the gastroenterologist retired, he threw in the bowel. 2.7 stars
114. Some Missouri home designers are Ozark-itects. 1.9 stars
115. A locksmith is a key employee. 3.8 stars
116. Labor contracts come just before childbirth. 2.6 stars
117. A sewer is a tailor. 1.6 stars
118. Lamp factories have light workloads. 3.6 stars
119. CPR is a near-breath experience. 3.0 stars
120. Accountant is a royal insect. 2.4 stars
121. A surgeon's comments are incisive remarks. 3.3 stars
122. Iamb a poet. 2.5 stars
123. Carrot is auto rust. 1.6 stars
124. Vampires use must use mouthwash because they have bat breath. 2.7 stars
125. Resale means to go yachting again. 1.9 stars
126. The purpose of the IT Service Department is to be a customer-server. 2.0 stars
127. Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire. 3.3 stars
128. 'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast. 2.0 stars
129. Seesaw is how you find a woodcutter. 1.8 stars
130. Doctors send patients to pool halls to find remarkable cuers. 2.3 stars
131. A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer. 3.8 stars
132. Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses. 3.0 stars
133. Ash Wednesday follows Volcanic Tuesday. 2.8 stars
134. A Valentine's Day card is a hearty note. 2.6 stars
135. Art theft is a haul of frames. 3.1 stars
136. Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone. 3.5 stars
137. A hurricane is a stick used to encourage speed. 2.7 stars
138. A ship's captain is a sails manager. 3.4 stars
139. Parking - an average sovereign. 2.3 stars
140. The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals. 2.9 stars
141. An egg pulls a cart with a yolk. 2.4 stars
142. A yak is the star of an animal talk show. 3.0 stars
143. A mosquito is the oldest known skin-diver. 3.0 stars
144. The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite. 3.5 stars
145. An avionics warning is a flier alarm. 2.7 stars
146. Digest is morbid humor. 1.8 stars
147. An embrace at a nudist colony is a bare hug. 3.4 stars
148. An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher. 3.6 stars
149. People who listen to long political speeches are bulldozers. 3.3 stars
150. When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely, he was so sad he was disheartened. 2.8 stars
151. A weeknight is a tiny nobleman. 2.7 stars
152. Some doting parents are son worshipers. 2.8 stars
153. A summer is a mathematician. 2.4 stars
154. When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed. 2.8 stars
155. When a woman returns new clothing, that's post traumatic dress syndrome. 3.2 stars
156. A cannonball is a party for artillerymen. 3.2 stars
157. The land where movies are made is called reel estate. 3.1 stars
158. Surprises is the knight in charge of awards. 2.3 stars
159. 'Because' is a word to the whys. 3.6 stars
160. A no-fly zone prohibits zippers. 3.4 stars
161. Rental agents offer quarters for dollars. 3.5 stars
162. A harp that was shaved is a bare-faced lyre. 3.0 stars
163. A shotgun is an exhausted rifle. 2.6 stars
164. Historians have extra-century perception. 3.7 stars
165. Was Noel Coward afraid of traditional Christmas music? 2.9 stars
166. Cows make noise only when they're in the mood. 3.2 stars
167. Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'. 3.2 stars
168. The patient decided against an organ transplant. Instead, he changed his mind. 3.3 stars
169. When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted. 3.8 stars
170. A glide-path is a soar spot. 3.0 stars
171. A funeral ship is a sea hearse. 3.1 stars
172. The word 'ovine' means just like ewe. 2.9 stars
173. People who teach drivers' education are roads scholars. 3.3 stars
174. With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses. 3.3 stars
175. The hoarfrost that forms on a daycare center's windows is called nursery rime. 3.0 stars
176. Dental care in Panama is called a route canal. 3.4 stars
177. The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists. 3.0 stars
178. The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column. 3.1 stars
179. When the church relocated it had an organ transplant. 3.6 stars
180. The place to trade dresses is called a frock exchange. 2.7 stars
181. A crow is a four-letter bird. 2.5 stars
182. Mathematicians are sum worshippers. 3.1 stars
183. A trick-or-treat route is a fright path. 2.3 stars
184. The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production. 3.0 stars
185. The cheap hotel was really a violin. 1.7 stars
186. Optometrists live long because they dilate. 3.8 stars