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Listing puns for Martin

1.	I refuse to work with compost, it's degrading.
2.	I missed my miniature Indian musical instrument practice last night. I couldn't find a baby sitar.
3.	Scientists have created a flea from scratch.
4.	I dropped out of my communism class because of lousy Marx.
5.	A clown decided to retire and hand over the business to his son. His son said, 'I don't know dad, those are big shoes to fill'.