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Matt
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1. | I once knew a guy who had fish and chips every day for a year. His stomach took a battering. | ![]() |
2. | Stir-fry cooks come from all woks of life. | ![]() |
3. | It's hard to wear your heart on your sleeve if all you own is tanktops. | ![]() |
4. | Diabetics should not be allowed to have sweet dreams. | ![]() |
5. | We wanted to play a game of cards but we only had half a deck. It was no big deal. | ![]() |
6. | Don't get lost in the mist or else you won't have the foggiest idea where you are. | ![]() |